Zookeeper Gabe's Animal Thread V7.0

[Bacco]

A town in WV was worried about rabid raccoons, turns out they were just drunk on fermented crabapples.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ch...-scare-drunk-raccoons-20181114-story,amp.html

We fucked lot of local girls too that night, but the hangover has been bad

 

[MikeMcMann]

How does no one notice these monkeys runnin round the bar and stealing drinks

This bar needs better bouncers @irish_thug

I cant decide if I would be mad or if I think it would be hilarious if some monkey stole my 22 dollar fruity drink

heh, locals and tourists alike enjoyed them at first but now they treat them as a nuisance.

No monkey's stealing my drink. I don't care if it's top shelf or home brew.

Lots of animals get drunk in nature on fermented fruit. They know the cycles and come back yearly for it.

 

[MikeMcMann]

felt so bad for this sea lion patiently waiting.

i'm shocked that it and those birds are all not just snatch and grab and running.

WTF does that one guy do with the fish he chokes out of that one pelican's throat?

 

[MikeMcMann]

Oh no, now the turtles are turning gay too?!?!

Is it gay if the turtle changed its gender first?

 

[mb23100]

I was snorkeling in La Jolla cove a few months ago when a whole family (pod?) of Orcas showed up and started chasing the seals. It was surreal.

 

[bad seed]

i'm shocked that it and those birds are all not just snatch and grab and running.

WTF does that one guy do with the fish he chokes out of that one pelican's throat?

he was telling the cameraman that it gets stuck in their throat.

 

[MikeMcMann]

he was telling the cameraman that it gets stuck in their throat.

ahhh so he was helping it. OK.

I am guessing, like a snake does, he would regurgitate it eventually if he could not swallow it down.

 

[bad seed]

ahhh so he was helping it. OK.

I am guessing, like a snake does, he would regurgitate it eventually if he could not swallow it down.

they can normally swallow large whole fish, but apparently choke on fish heads due to the shape and edges.

 

[bad seed]

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

That’s a big fucking deer man

 

[breadfighter]

That’s a big fucking deer man

Would that be considered an oversized moose or just average? Is it just camera perspective and whatnot?

 

[bad seed]

Would that be considered an oversized moose or just average? Is it just camera perspective and whatnot?

the moose is on slightly elevated ground but he would still tower over all these cars. This thing is a giant among moose.

 

[jefferz]

Would that be considered an oversized moose or just average? Is it just camera perspective and whatnot?

Moose can get 6ft tall at the shoulder and weigh 1000lbs.
The horns on that moose are enormous.

 

[bad seed]

this is an average female moose and it's still taller than that SUV.

 

[Bacco]

Lots of animals get drunk in nature on fermented fruit. They know the cycles and come back yearly for it.

Fuck fermented fruits, i remember a story about african elephants that one night destroyed a thick as fuck wall to get rhum barrells inside.
Then they're gone drunk rampage in the town lol

 

[volodya]

When I used to live in Hope you have to take the Seward highway around turnagin arm to get to kenai.

Most of the arm empties every day because of the tide but there is a spot just south of girdwood where Orcas corral the belugas and just murder them.

 

[jefferz]

Reverse Blue Hippo Tang

what it should look like

Coral porn

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

@KnightTemplar figured I’d move the dragon talk here so don’t derail the super important Avengers topic any more.
There’s no telling exactly how big she will end up being, my guess is around 6’6” and 85-90lbs. Females can top 7’ and 150lbs but I don’t think she will end up being huge.

 

[KnightTemplar]

@KnightTemplar figured I’d move the dragon talk here so don’t derail the super important Avengers topic any more.
There’s no telling exactly how big she will end up being, my guess is around 6’6” and 85-90lbs. Females can top 7’ and 150lbs but I don’t think she will end up being huge.

How big do the male Dragons grow?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

How big do the male Dragons grow?

Males can top out around 9’+ and 300lbs