Zookeeper Gabe's Animal Thread V7.0

bad seed said:
Sauropods were all neck and tail. I've got my money on a bull elephant vs a brontosaurus. Like Cormier vs Struve.
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I dunno about that. Maybe a Brontosaurus because they are a medium sized sauropod. But the largest of that type are an order of magnitude larger in size...

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They would just use their weight to push the ele down and stomp/crush it. Many of them have enlarged thumb claws for digging/fighting too.

The longer tailed titanosaurs could just use its multi-ton tail to hit the elephant. That tail’s weight/momentum is unimaginable for a human sized animal (we aint even got tails, lol) Easily dislocating leg joints and crushing ribs imo.


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00 Buck said:
I dunno about that. Maybe a Brontosaurus because they are a medium sized sauropod. But the largest of that type are an order of magnitude larger in size...

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They would just use their weight to push the ele down and stomp/crush it. Many of them have enlarged thumb claws for digging/fighting too.

The longer tailed titanosaurs could just use its multi-ton tail to hit the elephant. That tail’s weight/momentum is unimaginable for a human sized animal (we aint even got tails, lol) Easily dislocating leg joints and crushing ribs imo.


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man, I must be out of the loop on new dino discoveries. These fuckers are the size of Godzilla now!
 
TIL there was an adorable dwarf sauropod the size of a pony
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Bacco said:
Imagine this fucker, largest land mammal ever
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Imagine fighting off a cave lion, short faced bear, or gigantopithecus with a spear
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edit: forgot about the Quinkana, a land based crocodile
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jefferz said:
Imagine fighting off a cave lion, short faced bear, or gigantopithecus with a spear
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edit: forgot about the Quinkana, a land based crocodile
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Just put me in the mood to go watch
 
bad seed said:
Jeez, an entire adult human could fit within the ribcage of Gigantopithecus. With room to spare for an orangutan.
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Just imagine picking berries and then seeing a 10ft 1200lb ape barreling down on your ass.
 
jefferz said:
Just imagine picking berries and then seeing a 10ft 1200lb ape barreling down on your ass.
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yep, that "unbreakable" glass barely held on for this guy:

Imagine what that giant could do.
 
JBSchroeds said:
Damn, that was some quick work:
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Got to be one of the worst ways to die too. If he does his job right he paralyzes you. Drains enough fluid to not kill you right away so your body can produce more to save you, then comes back time and again to fed on you as you regenerate. Eventually once you cannot restore and die they just drain you dry.
 
jefferz said:
Imagine fighting off a cave lion, short faced bear, or gigantopithecus with a spear
d2fc73041d388cf95bdb95cb55c13bc3.jpg

12868492_f520.jpg

at5nu51b9pl01.jpg


edit: forgot about the Quinkana, a land based crocodile
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at5nu51b9pl01.jpg



Hahaha at humans at 62kgs.

'Only if he's 5'3'

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Obviously the pre evolved human as we can add a 1 in front of that.
 
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