Zombie apocalypse tonight.. choose between these 3

[plataoplombo]

Microwave. Can't deal with 4 other people's shit right now.

 

[ChosenOne]

A microwave that can make endless weapons and ammo and any other need, along with food. How does anyone say no to that.

 

[NoSmilez]

I think they will taste afwul

They are not for eating.

 

[Contempt]

I'll take the microwave... can you imagine the amount of whining that four modern, high maintenance woman would do when things got even remotely tough? They'd give away our position in the first five minutes.

 

[milliniar]

They are not for eating.

 

[Contempt]

Just enable 2FA and you're safe from the Zombies.

Under-rated post.

 

[Ballsaque]

Can i trade them all for Conor Mcgregor with a magic bag of sniff and beer case that automatically refills upon being emptied?

 

[boingyman]

Magic Microwave.

 

[SammyPops]

I'd the pick the four sisters. When eventually the sisters die and turn into zombies you can still bang them doggystyle

Someone's been reading Zombie Fallout.

4 sisters would cause drama with th ewife nd kids.

I'd try to flee the city and get to my friend's farm in a rural area. Showing up with my firearms and a giant dog could work.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

The sisters.

 

[ModernMatt]

I'll take the 4 chicks and start an unground bunker, Blast from the Past style

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

u can jsut zap into exitencve all the useful parts of the 4 womne 1 at atiome

 

[William Huggins]

u can jsut zap into exitencve all the useful parts of the 4 womne 1 at atiome

And magic super glue to put her back together????

 

[William Huggins]

The one holding the phone is missing finger nails......

Obviously turning into a zombie....

 

[TheNinja]

Magic Box. Could a really small adult woman fit in there do you think? Nah, probably not. But I'd have food weapons, ammo, medicine, fuel, etc. I'd be king of hte world.

 

[KoChang]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a microwave oven?
















You can't brown your meat in a microwave oven.

 

[Señor Dudu Bird]

That microwave will have a@@ lined up around the block if you want it.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Microwave.

The sisters would annoy me eventually. And the dog would die eventually.

The microwave wish box would help in any situation.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

The magic microwave is the only answer.
You could wish for a super soldier serum, a cure to the zombie disease, and a magic wand to create your own magical kingdom on the first day.

 

[Plissken]

I mean a microwave with wish fulfilled food/drink would be handy, but I want the zombie eating dog damnit.