Zombie apocalypse tonight.. choose between these 3

[Bornstarch]

The great zombie apocalypse happens tonight. You must choose between these 3

These 4 sisters to be in your survival group

A microwave that you can carry around. 3 times a day, you can wish for anything that can fit in the microwave and it will appear. It can be ANYTHING that can fit inside.

Clifford the big red dog to be your buddy during the apocalypse. His skin is 10 times thicker and 10 times tougher than elephant skin and he can eat zombies.

 

[Shane-O-Mac]

easily the microwave

clifford gives up my position, and those girls wouldn't last a day

 

[NoSmilez]

Microwave. I will wish for miniature versions of Clifford and the 4 girls.

 

[Fishmonger]

 

[milliniar]

I can get a warmed up fleshlight with the microwave in addition to ammo.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Microwave den imma wish fi one smaller microwave wif di sick Galifreyan tech den stock up on ammo food an' 'nades den all di honeys finna roll tru cuz mi crib safe af not just blondes neither all types fam dark skin brown skin light skin black white puerto rican chinese boyz etc. ting lit broski

 

[Osculater]

I'd the pick the four sisters. When eventually the sisters die and turn into zombies you can still bang them doggystyle

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The great zombie apocalypse happens tonight. You must choose between these 3

These 4 sisters to be in your survival group

A microwave that you can carry around. 3 times a day, you can wish for anything that can fit in the microwave and it will appear. It can be ANYTHING that can fit inside.

Clifford the big red dog to be your buddy during the apocalypse. His skin is 10 times thicker and 10 times tougher than elephant skin and he can eat zombies.

The microwave, and I'll wish for a pocket pizza, a pocket knife and a pocket pussy

 

[Osculater]

Microwave. I will wish for miniature versions of Clifford and the 4 girls.

I think they will taste afwul

 

[Dobymick]

Microwave easy. With that I would rule the land. Just make sure no others survivors knows about my secret. But I would probably go rogue anyway

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

The magic box.

Always the magic box

 

[tasteslikechicken]

The women. You are fucked anyway. May as well be completely fucked...

 

[GearSolidMetal]

This thread is why you should refrain from making thread while you're high on meth.

 

[Tone C]

The microwave .

The zombies can climb Clifford and the women are AI generated anyway. Which is a damn shame because they're gorgeous.

 

[Lycandroid]

id pick the women and hang out somewhere with an elevator, chop up the the stairs if any. Zombies cant use an elevators.

 

[Pliny Pete]

The dog, Im too fat to run so at least I could spend my last moments getting lots of snuggs and rubs from my poochie pal

 

[Sonny Qc]

I'm getting laid one last time fellas.
Survival is overrated.

 

[Swiftie]

Just enable 2FA and you're safe from the Zombies.

 

[Tone C]

I'm getting laid one last time fellas.
Survival is overrated.

4 last times hopefully

 

[Sonny Qc]

4 last times hopefully

1 last time with all 4
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1 time with each 1