Crime You're Stranded in a Remote Antarctic Station with a Maniac - What do you do?

[SurferH2O]

I think the only solution is to nuke station from orbit

I did not consider that option, but South Africa dismantled it's nuclear weapons program.

 

[PBAC]

2. Man was heard screaming, "Just let me bang bro"...........

Another sherdogger lost to site maintenance
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what was the name of that other guy?

 

[mb23100]

wasn't this a black mirror episode?

Z Nation has a great stand alone episode called "Zunami" which is similiar. I recommend watching it. Great episode of an awful show.

 

[SKYNET]

I'm going up to my shack and getting drunk.

Also, watch Clark... watch him closely

 

[Thrawn33]

This is pretty easy. I fashion some kind of weapon, probably a bludgeon and beat him until he can't move.

This isn't even a hard question. And it's not like a fair fight is needed in a situation like that you just come up behind the guy...

They're not in prison, they'll already have knives, ice axes, hammers and other tools.

No fashioning needed. I think the issue is they have this idea that someone else will protect them and they can't even be violent to save themselves.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

wasn't this a black mirror episode?

It was basically season 4 of true detective lol

 

[evergreenrider]

I'll use my rudimentary persuasion skills, above average humor, sound logic and completely rational communication abilities. In no time, a cohesive all inclusive of team plan will be hatched to dispatch of the scoundrel.

Medal of honor, superstar celebrity status, AAA Hollywood adaptation, and the predictable downward slide of scandals and catastrophe follow.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

So, you're stranded here....

Google Map Link of SANAE IV in Antartica

You have a maniac with your team and he showed all sorts of bad signs in December, but your team leader decided it would likely be fine and blow over. It didn't and now you're in the deepest parts of the coldest season with no one coming to help. You're in this small station with many others, including a maniac that has raped one of the women and beat the shit out of the team leader. He has also threatened to kill another member. What do you do?

Horror story? Nope... reality!

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A group of South African scientists trapped in a remote research station in Antarctica have sent a desperate email pleading to be rescued before it is too late, saying one member of the team had sexually assaulted another member and threatened to kill another.

“The 10-person team is trapped at the remote Sanae IV base, which is on a cliff edge about 105 miles inland from the ice shelf, by encroaching ice and weather as the southern hemisphere winter sets,”

A. Do you take it upon your bad ass Sherbro 6'3" , 240lbs of jacked awesomeness to beat the shit out of the guy? You have to sleep.

B. Do you take it upon your bad ass Sherbro 6'3" , 240lbs of jacked awesomeness to toss the guy into the elements... if he dies he dies? You may pick up a murder charge.

C. Do you cower like a little bitch, try to placate the scumbag and wait it out until help arrives?

We're all going to find out. Let's hope this bastard doesn't cause anymore harm.

I'd pick D. Let Kurt Russell sort him out.

I didn't click your links but in a case like this I'd think the rest of the group would overpower the guy and isolate him until the end of the mission.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

For people saying they should swarm him have you seen the pool fight video where 1 black guy knocked out 12 white dudes by himself?

It's an Australian mission in Antarctica. 100% chance they're all white...

 

[PBAC]

We're all thinking it

No one is thinking it.

Unless youre thinking it

And if your thinking it

im thinking it then youre ...

If if im thinking it ....

Woof woof

 

[Deleted member 577981]

They're not in prison, they'll already have knives, ice axes, hammers and other tools.

No fashioning needed. I think the issue is they have this idea that someone else will protect them and they can't even be violent to save themselves.

That's true, but out of the ones you listed I'd still rather have a nice good sized bludgeon. Or my cain sword which I would have if I was there anyway.

 

[HereticBD]

All the jokes have been taken, so I'll just say that you bring out the flamethrower.

 

[650lb Sumo]

All the jokes have been taken, so I'll just say that you bring out the flamethrower.

I don't think anyone's suggested sexually relieving the 'maniac' and cooling the situation down that way. But you did specify 'joke'.

 

[Aurelian]

Couldn't they just poison the dude somehow? Wouldn't there be some sort of chemicals available to slip in his drinks or food?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Kill that motherfucker.

Either that or give him a good talking to...

 

[Crazy Source]

Either that or give him a good talking to...

Very stern one.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

And also I would have never taken a position like that without taking my cane sword with me. So I would actually have a sword so it would be 100% certain that I win that battle no matter how tough the guy may be.

I always think of possible scenarios like this and I always have a plan.

We got a bad ass over here.

 

[Deleted member 577981]

We got a bad ass over here.

not a badass.... hence the cane sword.

 

[Limbo Pete]

First thing first, test everyone's blood with a heated wire

 

[SurferH2O]

It's an Australian mission in Antarctica. 100% chance they're all white...

Can you imagine if the one dude causing all the grief is black? We'll never hear the end of that shit. The memes... the memes.

I always get weary when the press doesn't share the racial components of a situation when often they pounce on it, or play games to reduce the blow back. I always liked the British Press telling how the perpetrators were "Asian", which is technically correct, but they could be more specific and say Pakistani. All the Asians brothers from the Pacific realm are like... damn it.