You're Indiana Jones...

[BlueCat]

hey guys @Amerikuracana is back

Never heard of her

 

[AristotleAmadopolis]

You're bad ass Indiana Jones but you're ready to settle down with one of the ladies from the three (yes. there are only three) movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom and Last Crusade. You have to choose and you may only choose one.

Raiders: Marion Ravenwood. Equal parts badass (knocking knife wielding killers out with frying pans, machine gunning trucks of nazis with a plane turret, hard drinking bar owner) and damsel in distress (Iiiiiiinnn nnnnn deeeeee!), some might say she's the total package.

Temple of Doom: Willie Scott. Talented, lovely, and accustomed to the better things in life, but comes through in a pinch when pushed to the limit (despite whining and protesting the whole way). Prone to fainting.

Last Crusade: Elsa Schneider. Highly educated, morally ambiguous, single-minded, but up for the adventure, she sides with whomever she thinks has the best chance of helping her meet her goals. She also likes men of all ages and is willing to bed them to get where she wants.

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Who do you choose?

this is tough. 3 probably wins in the looks but i havent seen 1 and 3 in awhile but recently watched 2. shes a trip.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

I'd thoroughly disappoint both the blondes at the same time.

Marion never did it for me

 

[NoSmilez]

Definitely keep Willie Scott. She looks like she would get super angry if jizz got her face. That arouses me.....

 

[FyrFytr998]

Elsa

 

[rckoltrane]

Wasn’t Marion a minor when they first hooked up? Look into that dialogue at the bar.

Anyway, Elsa forever and ever. I was a kid when I saw Last Crusade, but later in life my ex gf bit my ears and all I could think about was Elsa.

 

[djacobox372]

Definitely keep Willie Scott. She looks like she would get super angry if jizz got her face. That arouses me.....

 

[ringking1982]

You're bad ass Indiana Jones but you're ready to settle down with one of the ladies from the three (yes. there are only three) movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom and Last Crusade. You have to choose and you may only choose one.

Raiders: Marion Ravenwood. Equal parts badass (knocking knife wielding killers out with frying pans, machine gunning trucks of nazis with a plane turret, hard drinking bar owner) and damsel in distress (Iiiiiiinnn nnnnn deeeeee!), some might say she's the total package.

Temple of Doom: Willie Scott. Talented, lovely, and accustomed to the better things in life, but comes through in a pinch when pushed to the limit (despite whining and protesting the whole way). Prone to fainting.

Last Crusade: Elsa Schneider. Highly educated, morally ambiguous, single-minded, but up for the adventure, she sides with whomever she thinks has the best chance of helping her meet her goals. She also likes men of all ages and is willing to bed them to get where she wants.

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Who do you choose?

The first one was completely insane and an alcoholic. I would go for the third one! Elsa Schneider

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Elsa. Marion looks like trans-Ralph Macchio.

On 2nd thought, can we have Ralph Macchio in the selection?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

What if I’m In Diana Jones?







and the Temple of Poon.

 

[GSP_37]

Elsa's clearly hottest, but she's evil.

 

[gspieler]

Indy doesn’t settle down.

 

[Iron Mang]

Elsa for me. Willie was annoying and superficial AF. Marion, I couldn’t stand her voice.

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

1 or 3.

Willie made me want to punch my own face just watching her in TV. I could only imagine having to live with her would be like.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

1 or 3.

Willie made me want to punch my own face just watching her in TV. I could only imagine having to live with her would be like.

Pick one. Rules of thread.

 

[ASUThermo]

Gimme that ear lobe action.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

#4

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Elsa, no question. Hot as fuck and I dig her politics.

 

[Speedy1]

Elsa, no question. Hot as fuck and I dig her politics.

Zatz how we zay goodbye een Austrian.

 

[Andy Capp]

You're bad ass Indiana Jones but you're ready to settle down with one of the ladies from the three (yes. there are only three) movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom and Last Crusade. You have to choose and you may only choose one.

Raiders: Marion Ravenwood. Equal parts badass (knocking knife wielding killers out with frying pans, machine gunning trucks of nazis with a plane turret, hard drinking bar owner) and damsel in distress (Iiiiiiinnn nnnnn deeeeee!), some might say she's the total package.

Temple of Doom: Willie Scott. Talented, lovely, and accustomed to the better things in life, but comes through in a pinch when pushed to the limit (despite whining and protesting the whole way). Prone to fainting.

Last Crusade: Elsa Schneider. Highly educated, morally ambiguous, single-minded, but up for the adventure, she sides with whomever she thinks has the best chance of helping her meet her goals. She also likes men of all ages and is willing to bed them to get where she wants.

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Who do you choose?

You always remember your first. No contest.