1. Guest, The MS Paint Shoop Thread v5 is up! Red Block» | Blue Block»

Your Thoughts on Jimmy Johns

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Jumpy, Aug 4, 2018.

  1. Jumpy Invincible

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    11,163
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Hovering above Earth
    [​IMG]
    Honestly, I think it's complete shit. First off... cold subs? Fuck outta' here with that non-sense. And their bread is just super bland and tasteless. I do not get the hype around JJ, other than the fact that they will deliver to you fairly quickly, if you're near by. How does this hack of a sub-shop stay in business?

    Fire House Subs >>>>>>

    Your thoughts, Swirldog?
     
  2. Fawlty Memesy were the borogroves Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2015
    Messages:
    44,620
    Likes Received:
    5,514
    Location:
    War Room Lounge
    Overpriced, but the one near me has very fresh ingredients. Bread is the weakest point. I don't see them as hacks, but rather as absolutely nailing a difficult-to-hit spot in their market.
     
  3. Jumpy Invincible

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    11,163
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Hovering above Earth
    Their veggies usually are pretty good. I just can't get behind only cold subs.
    Their in-house BBQ chips are solid too. But FH has Miss Vickies <{anton}>
     
  4. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2007
    Messages:
    24,545
    Likes Received:
    322
    Ate there a couple times maybe 6 years ago. Not that great.
     
  5. The one that was near me in college had great bread. Did it change in the last 7 years?
     
  6. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2007
    Messages:
    5,748
    Likes Received:
    525
    I think it’s good. Fairly inexpensive, super fast, and tastes delicious. The bread is the best part.
     
  7. Jim Cozad Jr. Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2016
    Messages:
    4,993
    Likes Received:
    0
    Good not great...I wouldn't actually go there, I only get it because of their fast delivery, I like their tuna with hot peppers...I think Jersey Mike's is better...
     
  8. Brom Bones Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2006
    Messages:
    2,135
    Likes Received:
    848
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    Makes me wanna get a big penis tattooed on my chest.

    And do a fuck-tonne of steroids.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2018
  9. Tropodan Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2014
    Messages:
    12,223
    Likes Received:
    732
    Location:
    Canada eh!
    What ever happened to quiznos? I liked that place :)
     
  10. TeTe I know your kind and I know what you're up to Staff Member Senior Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2008
    Messages:
    53,104
    Likes Received:
    10,438
    Location:
    San Diego
    I like Jimmy Johns a lot, but then again, I've been eating there since almost high school since it started in Illinois.
     
  11. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2009
    Messages:
    15,765
    Likes Received:
    452
    Good marketing and the delivery fills a niche. Food is kind of 'eh', though.

    They were good. Lost to Subway and their Pedo-Mascot. I have no idea how. There's a few left here and there, but not many.

    Yeah Jersey Mike's is better, but they're also stupid expensive for a sub, IIRC. Do they even have anything for under $10?
     
  12. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2007
    Messages:
    24,798
    Likes Received:
    5,709
    Location:
    Within Cells Interlinked
    I like it.

    And they do deliver super fast.
     
  13. Jimmy McGill Bored with Sherdog Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2014
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Murica's 51st State....Formerly Known as England
    genuinely never heard of them, if they play 2nd fiddle to subway, i'll pass.
     
  14. DLX thpinal

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2010
    Messages:
    12,247
    Likes Received:
    325
    Location:
    Currently helping Snitch9 move...
    Their Italian Night club is FIREE. Everything else is average.
     
  15. Jumpy Invincible

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2009
    Messages:
    11,163
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Hovering above Earth
    It's bland and tasteless. Very similar to Subway bread tbh
    Delivery is only good thing about the place tbh.

    ACTUALLY, one time I had no choice but to go into a JJ or eat hotel cafeteria food. I went in and their CC machine failed after I ordered, and I had no cash. The manager said, "Fuck it, it's on the house." So, at that location, there were good people. Props to them for that.
     
  16. blaseblah Steel Belt

    Joined:
    May 7, 2016
    Messages:
    31,309
    Likes Received:
    5,335
    Better than Subway in every way. Cheaper, faster, better tasting. And you don't have to repeat everything you want twice to the incompetents they hire at Subway.
     
  17. MaxMMA Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2016
    Messages:
    3,151
    Likes Received:
    512
    Love that fucking sandwich shop. If you want a hot sandwich go buy a fucking cheeseburger or fry up a grill cheese at home.

    Jimmy John's is everything subway should be but isn't. They have quality bread, quality produce and quality meat. None of that generic brand lunch meat that looks like it came out of a kids lunchable.
     
  18. MaxMMA Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2016
    Messages:
    3,151
    Likes Received:
    512
    No one plays second fiddle to that fucking child molester den. I honestly can't believe that subway has managed to stay in business as long as they have with their meth head employees, Walmart brand ingredients, and skimpy ass portions of olives.
     
  19. Protectandserve Red Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2011
    Messages:
    8,488
    Likes Received:
    380
    Location:
    'Murica
    A step up from subway
     
  20. Morning Star Red Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    9,432
    Likes Received:
    1,565
    Location:
    Mile High City
    Overpriced and way too much mayo. Their Italian subs are pretty damn good with the hot peppers though.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.