Your most embarrassing haircut

[Victor Maitland]

in the early to mid 90s a load of people had the classic wedge. Prob the worst cut I had.

 

[Big John]

Mushroom cut and mullet. The worst of the worst.

 

[OderusUrungus**]

I tried to trim my own hair in high school and fucked up, badly. So I just shaved my head and looked like shit.

 

[OderusUrungus**]

Related side note, is it possible for a white man to get a jheri curl? Like maybe get a perm then do it? Always wanted one. And by always I mean after playing GTA San Andreas.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

nope i grew up in the 90's and poor which meant i had a bowl cut lol wasnt as douchey but did scream hey my mom did this lol

I still shudder thinking back to my bowl cut.


Also when I was like 8 I used this stuff to spike my hair straight up, looked ridiculous

 

[Wrath621]

I had a mop top when I was around 10 or so

 

[The_Renaissance]

Since the age of 17, im 31 now, I've never been to a hairdresser.
I used to be a metal/punk/hardcore kid and would get bored of a hairstyle very quickly so to save cash, I taught myself to cut/shave/dye my own hair and after a couple of dodgy efforts, soon became awesome at it.

Looking back, none of them embarrass me but just before that (around 16-17) I had a terrible hairstyle that I would love to have never happened.

Shaved back and sides, undercut-style, with the top down to my ears.....braided in a centre-parting. I'm white but looked a bit like some Nigerian footballer circa 1994. I also used to put beads at the bottom of each braid, and eventually tried turning them into proper dreadlocks...that's a disaster for another time and resulted in me always having short hair from then on.

Nowadays, I still do my own hair but being 31, stick to grade 2 back and sides, short on top, little bit of styling wax and no bleach as my already thinning hair would be done for!

 

[Kiddo716]

Had a mullet as kid at one point. Not sure why my parents let me have that ridiculous thing.

 

[Xantastical]

I had a punk rawk Mohawk as a teen . Probably the most embarrassing one overall. The entire teen punk phase is embarrassing.

 

[white-pony]

At one point in the 90's it looked like this:

 

[blokeybloke]

My other teenage fashion slave faux pa's

-Thompson Twins elaborate wedge
-Echo & Bunnymen - Dancing horses ... Boss!
-Bono mullet
-Mozzer quif
-Lee Mavers moptop
-Charlatans undercut wedge
-Housemartins hooly carrot top.
-Inspiral carpets shoulder length drapes


I even had Rik from the Young Ones bowl cut/rat tail stoodent combo one summer. Chicks really dug that one surprisingly enough lol

 

[Niten Ichi Ryu]

Used to get my hockey number shaved on the side of my head before tournaments while rocking a mullet. Also had the Boston Bruins logo shaved on the back of my head when i was like 10.

Like this but on the back of my head. My only saving grace is that it was like 1991 and everyone dressed like idiots.

 

[esum80]

At one point in the 90's it looked like this:

that's what i had - the undercut but i had everything else, especially the bangs, longer.

 

[Breakage]

Zero guard fade, slicked back on the top.

 

[Carniusss]

Haha I was really hoping someone would post this.

 

[saikyom]

I'm 32 rarely cut my hair, At least I didn't cut mine for the 10 last years

 

[jmadtx]

chili bowl with the undercut

 

[Pennisland]

I had a fade hair cut with my hairline pushed back giving me a 5 head ugh but thankfully my hair grows fast!!

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Like many others, I had the bowl cut. Probably from when I was like 10-13 or so. It was fucking horrendous.

 

[equus]

The worst was the army high and tight. Good lord, no better to look like an embarrassing schmo than when i had that god forsaken cut

Now Gabe. The answer is now.


i had my hair cut pretty short last month. Short enough my wife fucking bitched for a solid hour about how fat my head looked. It was hilarious.