Your funniest answer on a test/quiz

[rj144]

This just popped into my head for some reason. My junior year in high school my English teacher would assign us like 30 pages of reading and then quiz us on it. It was only worth like 10% of my grade and I hated to waste my time with that, so I never read it and got a lot of zeroes. Anyhow, we were asked to read a chapter of Moby Dick and a question on the quiz the next day was:

What did Ishmail give Queequeg in return for his help?

Well from her talking about the book I knew Queequeg was a head shrinker and bisexual. So my answer was:

A little head.

Best part was it was right. He gave him a shrunken head.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Hard to beat a little head.

 

[badascan]

my 8th grade teacher hated the word "seen" and would always correct students. One day i said "i'd seen something" and she said "you saw", i said "nope, i'm pretty sure i'd seen it"...

 

[mb23100]

Once in 5th grade we had a test where we had to list a bunch of prepositions. I can't remember how many (20?). I literally wrote the same 3 over and over and got an a+

 

[Leonard Haid]

http://justsomething.co/32-hilarious-kids-test-answers/

 

[TSO]

One time they asked what 2+2 was and I said 4...


OMFGLMFAO!!!!!

 

[Mike]

Um.... if I'm taking a test I'm giving serious answers. Tests give me anxiety, so not typically in a joking mood taking one.