Young women calling you sir

[Merlotte's]

I used to hear people complain about the first time they got called ‘sir’.

Don’t know about you guys but I REALLY like it when young women call me sir.

It means they respect my authority and want me to choke them in bed.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

Don’t like when men call me sir so stop with that gay shit.

@Sir Burton

 

[Cole train]

I demand they call me captain

Fuck it might as well go for general

 

[Zer]

It's like when people call me Zer I immediately know they want to spitroast a tranny with me

 

[SteveColdStone]

Sir, Papi — I like both when they’re said at the right time.

 

[Renard]

Grandpa-zoned

 

[IndyCovaHart]

I hand out ma’am’s pretty generously regardless of age.

 

[j123]

I demand they call me captain

Fuck it might as well go for general

I prefer Chapter master, but okay

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I call the old guys who work for me and strangers as sir. But I'm not trying to smash or get smashed I better stop.

I also had a female boss who was days older than me and she expressed that she was relieved that she's older and I immediately started respnding to her as ma'am and referring to her as grandma. Good times.

 

[R.I.P. KMS]

I don’t wanna be called ‘sir’ I wanna be called daddy

Spoiler

 

[TheNinja]

Depends on the context.

 

[minute bull]

Buncha major jerkoffs ITT....

 

[SKYNET]

me whenever a young woman calls me anything:

 

[Prelimtapper]

Another sign I'm not a man, nobody has ever called me sir...

 

[Fraz]

I find the American custom of calling everyone by titles pretty strange tbh

 

[genecop]

King is preferred..

 

[hillelslovak87]

I go "Actually, it's Schkler, bidge!!"

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Buncha major jerkoffs ITT....

<Gizmo01>

 

[Jesus X]

I have decided that next person that call me sir i'm replying with "ma'am" and "you look tired". I concur that being called sir by younger guys is a bit weird.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

openinvite to call th7em princess after

 

[TribalDrumz]

Some punk at the In N Out drive thru called me " buddy"