Media You can now virtually cuddle with UFC star Paige Van Zant, for only $99.9

[Pilo]

For 9.99 or for 99.9...cause the position of that dot makes a helluva difference. Wouldn't pay regardless of the price tag...and 100 bucks can get you an actual bj from a real prostitute, seems like a better investment

 

[capnlarge]

Just bumping the thread

TBH I might pay at least $75 for a virtual hug from Amanda Ribas. I was judging the dude in question pretty hard until you put it in perspective

 

[TheRealWill]

I mean it's not that different than OnlyFans, or camgirls, or Twitch streamers, or any other online platform that boils down to men paying women for some sense of connection.

Which is all equally pathetic and honestly sad and worrisome.

I feel bad for the guys in a way and can't knock the girls hustle, although I think it shows a little bit of an issue as well...

 

[gluehuffer1776]

i can get an escort for the same price with more action

 

[wearetheromans]

i can get an escort for the same price with more action

For 9.99 or for 99.9...cause the position of that dot makes a helluva difference. Wouldn't pay regardless of the price tag...and 100 bucks can get you an actual bj from a real prostitute, seems like a better investment

For fucks sakes you idiots. Cameo isn't a platform for you to jerk off to.

It's there for the novelty value of getting a personalised message from a celeb.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Snolla]

At this point she is cucking her "husband"

 

[AP_RESURRECTION]

Is it 99.99 or 99.90? The 9 cents is meaningful to me

 

[Adamant]

Ugh she could have at least made herself look good for the video. This looks like she shot it on her couch with next to no preparation.

She still looks good to me. Would bang without giving it a second thought.

 

[Pilo]

For fucks sakes you idiots. Cameo isn't a platform for you to jerk off to.

It's there for the novelty value of getting a personalised message from a celeb.

Jesus Christ.

Who the fuck cares what that platform is about. We're comparing what you can get for a hundred bucks instead of some stupid virtual hug from some semi-cute UFC washout. Whether it's a gram of cocaine, a bj from an escort, or a meal for two at your local restaurant with a bottle of wine, the point is, any of the above seems like money better fucking spent than throwing it away to Paige fucking VanZant sitting on her couch without makeup next to Austin Vanderford looking at his fucking iPhone uninterested in exchange for "the novelty value of getting a personalized message from a celeb".

Jesus Christ.

 

[wearetheromans]

Who the fuck cares what that platform is about. We're comparing what you can get for a hundred bucks instead of some stupid virtual hug from some semi-cute UFC washout. Whether it's a gram of cocaine, a bj from an escort, or a meal for two at your local restaurant with a bottle of wine, the point is, any of the above seems like money better fucking spent than throwing it away to Paige fucking VanZant sitting on her couch without makeup next to Austin Vanderford looking at his fucking iPhone uninterested in exchange for "the novelty value of getting a personalized message from a celeb".

Jesus Christ.

You sound mad

 

[Pilo]

You sound mad

Lol. Says the guy who came all mad at two ppl explaining what the platform is about and ending his post with "Jesus Christ".

Don't get fooled, just because I use "fuck" a lot doesn't mean I aint got a big smile on my face, mate.

 

[BForrester]

What ever happened to beating off to porn for free, like a real man? If you're that hard up for a woman's attention, you can have a semi-decent night at a strip club for $100, and you'll get to see women (plural) naked in all three dimensions.

 

[BForrester]

Onlyfans/Bangbros vibes already <45>

This picture makes her look like she has the proportions of a midget.

 

[soulsstealer]

man sherdog really went ham on this.

PVZ is now my fav fighter.

 

[fearoth]

This happens when the average male is a simp and an incel in denial (because of hypergamy). It's only natural for most women to take advantage of that fact.

 

[AminoAcid]

Lucky to be living in Thailand. For the same price have 3 evenings in a row fantastic oil massage with blow job (or anything you want) with gorgeous girls... Or am I doing something wrong and the virtual hug is actually better? Lol?

I gotta visit Thailand

 

[chiefwiggum]

So you can basically make vanzant watch you jerk off for 30 seconds for $99.

 

[TheAlliance]

Lol. Says the guy who came all mad at two ppl explaining what the platform is about and ending his post with "Jesus Christ".

Don't get fooled, just because I use "fuck" a lot doesn't mean I aint got a big smile on my face, mate.

Smile on, young padwan. Bring joy to the world.

 

[Tnellie30]

So you can basically make vanzant watch you jerk off for 30 seconds for $99.

I'm pretty sure the way these things work are: You contact the person with a written out draft of what you want them to say/talk about, pay them the monies, and they send you a video.

There is no live interaction. So, to answer your question: no, you can't make "vanzant [SIC] watch you jerk off for 30 seconds".

 

[Pilo]

Smile on, young padwan. Bring joy to the world.

Looks like the Star Wars kid is in the house! Have you lost weight?