Media You can now virtually cuddle with UFC star Paige Van Zant, for only $99.9

[kalabula]

How much did someone pay for that?

 

[El Fernas]

WTF, that was weird, and to think that she offers that, or someone paid that money to get it is just a awfull combination of weird and sad, and proof that stupid people has money to throw away.

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

I wonder if she makes her husband pay too

 

[Yep]

Handsey Dave. Ha. Am I the only one that heard heard her say Patreon Zant?

 

[El Panteron]

Wait how does "virtual" cuddling even work?
Cause that's just a video call.
And I know a lot of neckbeards, but none that'd pay a fucking benjamin for a dressed video call.

 

[Reyes Lost]

I would never do that because she would be judging me the entire time.

 

[akproplayer]

Gateway to pron.

 

[SuperNerd]

It's a cameo video, that was a gift. It's usually how these things work. About every birthday I've attended in the last 3 years has some sort of version of this, even if it's just to embarrass the receiver.

The "cuddle" is having a laugh.

It's pathetic, sure, but exaggerating and commenting on it is, well, not far off.

 

[Aurelian]

These simps need to get in touch with me. For a fee of $50 I can find them a real live prostitute who will sleep with them for $100.

 

[Yep]

These simps need to get in touch with me. For a fee of $50 I can find them a real live prostitute who will sleep with them for $100.

Wait a minute. This sounds like a scam

 

[tat2man5k]

Sucks for you TS, just got mine for free.

Austin, is that you?

 

[wlu.29]

who isnt???

People with taste

 

[BangBang]

Virtual cuddle? Kill me now. *

*Please don't, I'm a pussy

 

[Ald0]

You simps caused shit like this to be a thing <{cruzshake}>

 

[Aurelian]

Wait a minute. This sounds like a scam

No refunds if things go bad.

 

[GaryEric]

did she shave her head yet?

 

[Bubzeh]

Jeeeeeeeeeeesus....

 

[wearetheromans]

The world has gone to shit.
End of Western civilisation level stuff.

Yeah it's definitely this and not say, any of the other shit going on the US.

 

[Dbreiden83080]

The Internet has Sooooo Many Losers..

 

[Willek]

I would only do this for Marisa Tomei. She's 55 and still beautiful.