YOED&BM MEMBERS (Past and Present) AND WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THEM.
Blokey Bloke:
British transplant to Cali. Hung out for quite a while then left for the plat penthouse. The married guys are too mean to each other. It had nothing to do with fantasy football. really.
CarbonMMA:
a Mexican teacher who made it his lifes mission to fucking torture high school kids by making their honors English classes more impossible than a newborn trying to write a paper on Quantum Physics. He crafts many things from leather and he hates the BBM anytime before noon California time.
Chorizo Grease:
Chorizo shined bright like a diamond and burned out before we could truly unwrap the layers of what really made him tick. He made one post in the married threads that sums him up perfectly.
"Hey there. Been lurking for quite some time. My wife Lupita can be a real pain in my culo. She's always making love to my cousin Pepe. I know because I found his botas under my bed."
Goodnight sweet principe.
Coach Jason:
A mod who doesn't like chit chat in the p & m, hes a plat regular who will hogtie your ass and throw you down a well if you talk shit about the ponies on his ranch.
Dontbescaredhomie:
He WASNT scared homie, and he proved it. when he wasn't professing his love for the Democratic party or the Dodgers from his L.A. penthouse, he was battling shithooks in the war room. another dude who flew too close to the sun. and talked to much shit on dubbs.
Equus:
One of the founding members of the original married thread, Equus (me) has often pissed others off with his inability to sugarcoat things. If he tells you stuff without watering it down, he just likes you. Makes more shitty threads than anyone. Has a wife who hates him and 3 kids who tolerate him. Hands down, works less than anyone on sherdog. won the inaugural YOEDBM Fantasy football championship with an undefeated record with a win in the title game over Jackie treehorn. also won the league points title. he also once scored 5 touchdowns in one game. in grade school.
EyetrainUFC:
One of the guys who works hard for a living, Eyetrain isn't around as much because hes usually installing granite countertops when he isn't killing warthogs for sport. I actually made the countertop part up.
Ezra27:
When Ezra isn't maintaining his gorgeous mane of luxurious black Aztecan hair (or his sons) hes also never posting on sherdog. hes one of those men that can be found outside of home depot, trying to drum up extra work to purchase another hair elixir or rare Indonesian pomade.
Fingercuffs/Skyler/Cuffs:
One of the only females on the internet, this broad from the UK is usually tormenting the shit out of dudes in the plats and the berry when she isn't talking about "carking donkeys" or "dizzy bints". most often when speaking with Cuffs, you feel like youre in the middle of translating for Brad Pitt in Snatch. She loves Equus but is eternally devoted on the internet to former mod playboy Cool Hand Luke.
FwappyEnding:
A former male on male adult film star, this explosive poster loves cats and rainbows. When he isn't endorsing and pushing for legislation to allow a third term for US presidents to allow Obama another 4 years, hes running his Pro Democratic Obama facebook page. He loves Obama pms.
Goatmeal:
Goat once ate his weight in pizza at Funtime pizza for a free snickers bar. A former mma fighter, Goat has been sleeping about 3 hours a night after the addition of Goatina jr within the last year. so when hes at work, hes primarily fueled by redbull, snickerdoodles, ritallin and crack cocaine. also goat isn't afraid to institute his 5 hour rule when it comes to a burrito hes found on the road in his St. Louis neighborhood. also a fan of garbage food. Most of this is factual.
Grob:
Grob is one of a couple of our Canadian married members. He puts in a solid 8 hours of work, then comes home so that he can watch his wife watch her Asian soap operas for a solid 4 hour block as he starts taking care of his kids and cooks dinner. Grob also once ran off the internet for 3 days out of total fear, when one of our married threads included the word "grobber" in reference to him and the OT was invaded by Graverobber and Axhandle. Since hes Canadian he uses the Lou Doubins weiner pouch condom. its denim.
IFightInVegas:
Vegas once murdered his girlfriends cat after it attacked him and he threw a jack daniels bottle at it. the bottle didn't kill the cat. the cat just became an alcoholic. Vegas is also legit in Las Vegas and a bartender at one of the local watering holes that sometimes features fighters who come in for drinks as well as females who murder other females in knife fights. so if ever in Vegas, pm our resident bartender. good dude.
JackieTreehorn8:
Jackie does objectify women, when he isn't busy running the streets of Chicago painted gold like the Heisman trophy, hes banging math teachers. Jackie has refused to go plat since he feels like it will jeopardize his chances of becoming the President of the University of Michigan. if its one thing Jackie loves, its gold and blue. GO BIG BLUE! Jackie also lost to Eq in the fantasy football league by 2 points.
Jesse Pinkman/Gabe:
Jesse is Heisenbergs part time work bitch. hell he even copied Heisey when he changed his sherdog name. when Heisey says "jump" Jesse goes home because hes tired. if Jesse was worshipped more on his facebook page, he'd have to change his name to "Allah".
Jmac98:
One of the original married members, Jmac is legit the nicest guy on all of the internet. When the U.S. found Sadaam in that spiderhole, Juanny mac sent a handful of emails to the U.N. pleading that they just used timeout on him because "Sadaam is just going through a tough couple decades." one time jmac offered help in the support thread when some poster said he needed some and the guy told jmac to fuck off because he was Canadian. that guy was never heard from again. im not saying jmac ghosted him, but jmac ghosted him. He is on Eq's fantasy hockey team that Eq has captained to #1 all by himself.
JonnyGee:
Jonny was an original and a kickass guy. my memory is hazy and I don't remember much about him other than the fact that hes gonna be turning 28 really soon and he liked poop stories.
KOCowboy:
Holy shit. where to start? KO is an original, likes bad bitches, and has a penchant for Toyota Tundras. when KO isn't auditioning for the next season of Football dads, hes busy making his sons run wind sprints or suicides for disobeying him. hes currently sleeping in the bed of his pickup to avoid sleeping at a buddies house that has a newborn while hes in a new city for a new job. Hes fearless and takes more punches to the dick in the OT than a Kongo opponent. loyal to a fault, KO is resilient and will shoot your ass for besmirchment.
KoolinKunming:
an original who was a Canadian living in Asia, Kool went through a rough patch early on in the series and went through some personal stuff right after having a newborn baby. a kickass guy who hasn't been seen in ages.
KyleInAction:
one of the originals, Kyle is a buddy of Equus and has met him irl. they used to have hours long battlefield date nights but now kyles to good for him. Kyle moved to California for his dream job after being in Kansas for too long. Kyle is a boxing nut and enjoys a mans touch.
