Social WR Lounge v268: Keep your little 10 dollars edition

[Officer Rick]

Thumbs are great for fighting, ask Sean !!!

also if we are talking old dude ass beatings this one is better
Robert Duvall > Sean Connery

 

[sickc0d3r]

You just want to get drunk

Wait, wut?

 

[sickc0d3r]

I mean, of course I do...

 

[Officer Rick]

Imagine 10 Ruttens with guns.

does he have any firearms training?? i mean my gorillas are HIGHLY trained...

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Wait, wut?

I mean, of course I do...

Don’t tell me you don’t know of King Cobra malt liquor...

 

[A Lurker]

What's funny is I always drop a hidden puzzle in these polls. Like the mind reading language super power where people figured out they could make billions playing poker etc.

The Goose all quacking and making noise would most likely scare off the elephant and possibly the other choices as well lmao.

The battle between a large platoon of Ruttens and 10000 geese would be one of attrition. That is why it would be essential to regularly rotate each Bas off the front line so that they could rest. I would estimate the battle would last less than 10 hours.

 

[Gandhi]

also if we are talking old dude ass beatings this one is better
Robert Duvall > Sean Connery

We aren’t, unless you got something thumb related you are out of order officer.

 

[sickness2.0]

This fight is great WOW

 

[CubicleGangster]

My answer is completely dependent on where this battle takes place

Bar? Bas Rutten
Bingo Hall? New Jack
Jungle? Silverback Gorilla
The park up the street? Geese

 

[Chillin' Nuts]

Fight me IRL???
Also I would choose 1 @Jesus H. Sherdog to help me with my battle's.

Hold on there pal if we're going to do this we need to determine draft position.

 

[sickness2.0]

Hold on there pal if we're going to do this we need to determine draft position.

LoL to good.

 

[danny23]

It’s all fun and games until the gorillas start ripping the geese’s heads and limbs apart 10 at a time, or the lions start tearing their throats. Causing them to panic and stampede that kills half of them.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

This was a lazy shit poll

 

[A Lurker]

It’s all fun and games until the gorillas starting ripping the geese’s heads and limbs apart 10 at a time, or the lions start tearing their throats. Causing them to panic and stampede that kills half of them.

Hold on, is this fight a royal rumble scenario with all poll options fighting each other at the same time?

 

[danny23]

Hold on, is this fight a royal rumble scenario with all poll options fighting each other at the same time?

Not sure, but took it like a single battle for each.

 

[Andy Capp]

As long as I get to command them all somehow the geese are a guaranteed victory, IMHO.

 

[Sketch]

As long as I get to command them all somehow the geese are a guaranteed victory, IMHO.

Don't you live in PEI, you ate the geese commander imo

 

[The Diplomat]

I'm assuming the animals will act like they normally do, so elephant. Just roaming with it will scare everything else away. It is known.

50 Bas Ruttens would stab everything to death with broken beer bottles, though, while the New Jacks would be too busy hurting themselves....hmmm.

 

[Bald1]

As long as I get to command them all somehow the geese are a guaranteed victory, IMHO.

Bombs away! That's over 10 000 lbs of bacterial warfare a day. *Shudder*

 

[sickness2.0]

Doesn't anybody got Chandler ??