Social WR Lounge v262: Pansy Division

What mini power do you choose?

  • You can always magically add 15 minutes to anything you're supposed to be on time to

    Votes: 3 7.5%

  • In two conversations a day you can effortlessly make small talk that goes well

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • Three times a month you can go an entire day without needing to use the bathroom

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Four times a month you can feel completely full without needing to eat

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • Five times a month you can fall asleep perfectly when you decide too

    Votes: 26 65.0%
  • Total voters
    40
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Trotsky said:
Thanks, man.

But just a tip from one pal to another: if you use the term "harpoon" to describe having sex, people will assume you're into extremely large sexual partners.
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Legit LOL from that.

<{Heymansnicker}>

I've only had one extremely large sexual partner back in the day. It was rather brief and one of my moments of weakness when living abroad, as there were adjustment periods when settling in. I met her in a subway elevator, and she just right away demanded I go to the pub with her.

Not to sound shallow, but she was really big, so I couldn't really have a full on relationship with her. Super smart, super funny, and gosh darn it, even had a real pretty face. But was orca fat. And one time I remember telling her I was feeling down and then she started schooling me on the benefits of exercise and how it can lift my mood (where i already was working out regularly and was obvious so).

Does remind me of that old stupid joke about what fat girls and mopeds have in common; they're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. There was nothing else wrong with her, I just couldn't get over the size.....

<JerryWWF>
 
Tobacco said:
Legit LOL from that.

<{Heymansnicker}>

I've only had one extremely large sexual partner back in the day. It was rather brief and one of my moments of weakness when living abroad, as there were adjustment periods when settling in. I met her in a subway elevator, and she just right away demanded I go to the pub with her.

Not to sound shallow, but she was really big, so I couldn't really have a full on relationship with her. Super smart, super funny, and gosh darn it, even had a real pretty face. But was orca fat. And one time I remember telling her I was feeling down and then she started schooling me on the benefits of exercise and how it can lift my mood (where i already was working out regularly and was obvious so).

Does remind me of that old stupid joke about what fat girls and mopeds have in common; they're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. There was nothing else wrong with her, I just couldn't get over the size.....

<JerryWWF>
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You know who's really pretty Kate Beckinsale.
 
Tobacco said:
Legit LOL from that.

<{Heymansnicker}>

I've only had one extremely large sexual partner back in the day. It was rather brief and one of my moments of weakness when living abroad, as there were adjustment periods when settling in. I met her in a subway elevator, and she just right away demanded I go to the pub with her.

Not to sound shallow, but she was really big, so I couldn't really have a full on relationship with her. Super smart, super funny, and gosh darn it, even had a real pretty face. But was orca fat. And one time I remember telling her I was feeling down and then she started schooling me on the benefits of exercise and how it can lift my mood (where i already was working out regularly and was obvious so).

Does remind me of that old stupid joke about what fat girls and mopeds have in common; they're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. There was nothing else wrong with her, I just couldn't get over the size.....

<JerryWWF>
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Slightly cruel tbh
 
Tobacco said:
Legit LOL from that.

<{Heymansnicker}>

I've only had one extremely large sexual partner back in the day. It was rather brief and one of my moments of weakness when living abroad, as there were adjustment periods when settling in. I met her in a subway elevator, and she just right away demanded I go to the pub with her.

Not to sound shallow, but she was really big, so I couldn't really have a full on relationship with her. Super smart, super funny, and gosh darn it, even had a real pretty face. But was orca fat. And one time I remember telling her I was feeling down and then she started schooling me on the benefits of exercise and how it can lift my mood (where i already was working out regularly and was obvious so).

Does remind me of that old stupid joke about what fat girls and mopeds have in common; they're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. There was nothing else wrong with her, I just couldn't get over the size.....

<JerryWWF>
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I worked overnight at a radio station, and when I started, I was warned that women would call and want to hook up but that no matter what you think, you can't tell. Well, the first experience with a caller was actually pretty good so I kind of disregarded the warning, and was kind of flirty with another caller, who invited me to her place after I got off. I was kind of horrified when she answered the door, but I didn't want her to feel bad (given how our talk had gone, it would have been obvious). She wasn't just like below average--it was pretty remarkable. But I managed to make it happen. Learned an important lesson. Keep it friendly until. "You want to meet me? Sure. Why don't you bring some donuts, and I'll give you a tour of the station?" That way, it's a nice time for both of us no matter what, free donuts for me, and a nice experience for her.
 
Some people see a dirty pan covered with chunks of fried chicken (two days old) and are like "don't wash that off, I was gonna use it".

<{1-17}>
 
Tobacco said:
Legit LOL from that.

<{Heymansnicker}>

I've only had one extremely large sexual partner back in the day. It was rather brief and one of my moments of weakness when living abroad, as there were adjustment periods when settling in. I met her in a subway elevator, and she just right away demanded I go to the pub with her.

Not to sound shallow, but she was really big, so I couldn't really have a full on relationship with her. Super smart, super funny, and gosh darn it, even had a real pretty face. But was orca fat. And one time I remember telling her I was feeling down and then she started schooling me on the benefits of exercise and how it can lift my mood (where i already was working out regularly and was obvious so).

Does remind me of that old stupid joke about what fat girls and mopeds have in common; they're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one. There was nothing else wrong with her, I just couldn't get over the size.....

<JerryWWF>
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I'm into chubby chicks and fat bitches and farm girls and girls from the trailer park who may or might not be racist.
 
Someone in here asked me about Tarkovsky recently. Who was it?
 
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