Social WR Lounge v250: The Discord strikes back

[Ruprecht]

LOL you made the list

https://m.goliath.com/comics/10-worst-super-powers-ever-created/

Not sure about that list, but I'm assuming it comes down to the particulars of the comics (can't say I've read any).
I mean the ability to change state (solid, liquid, gas) sounds pretty significant, and it was ranked as third crappiest. Whereas the ability to animate your tattoos was rated as an honourable mention.
Door man (number 1) does sound craptacular though.

 

[Andy Capp]

That’s why flying was in my top choices. I mean it won’t change your like some of the other powers could, but then again, you can fly !!!!!!!!!

I think that could be controlling the world or being ufc champ, or the best lotto/stock picker.

Assuming you could find a way to use those powers with out ending up in a lab.

I presume you could evade detection via technology, and avoid capture due to super maneuverability--it's the Stealth Falcon, bitches.

 

[Andy Capp]

I happily got dubbs. I heard if I get a 3rd yellow I get a free platinum.

@irish_thug is that true?

Looking forward to it.

You sound like a toddler admiring his first attempt at going to the potty.

 

[JDragon]

Left. So not my fap side

Which vaccine?

 

[Andy Capp]

Wont change it in the way that some of the other powers would - the experiences would be off the chart. Although for me the free travel is not the big deal, I mean that makes you the same as any other rich guy with a lot of frequent flyer miles. May as well get teleportation as it’s faster. But just being able to fly, you had it when you said we all dream of being able to fly.

I think people are really closed minded about what you could do if you could fly, honestly. How about an up-close view of any part of the Grand Canyon without worrying a freak gust will throw your helicopter into the canyon wall? How about deep sea fishing without a boat? How about chillin' with a flock of geese during a migration? Or freaking people out by pretending to base jump from objects that are wayyyyy to short? Practicalities be damned. It would be bound to be a fuck of a lot more fun than skateboarding. By the way, I'm also arbitrarily deciding you wouldn't need to maintain any certain position as you fly, like Superman

You can do yoga poses or flips or spins or whatever the hell you want. And imagine what you could do in search and rescue.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Time travel and it's not even close.

My first stop: the Caribbean in 1492. I'd bring a fuckton of machine guns and ammunition be like, "Guys, you're gonna wanna hang on to these... TRUST ME"

My first order of business: kicking Andrew Jackson as hard as I can squarely in the nutsack.
Over and over and over again.

 

[Andy Capp]

Oh fuck, yeah, I just realized telekinesis isn't in the poll. Use the force, fook.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I think people are really closed minded about what you could do if you could fly, honestly. How about an up-close view of any part of the Grand Canyon without worrying a freak gust will throw your helicopter into the canyon wall? How about deep sea fishing without a boat? How about chillin' with a flock of geese during a migration? Or freaking people out by pretending to base jump from objects that are wayyyyy to short? Practicalities be damned. It would be bound to be a fuck of a lot more fun than skateboarding. By the way, I'm also arbitrarily deciding you wouldn't need to maintain any certain position as you fly, like Superman

You can do yoga poses or flips or spins or whatever the hell you want. And imagine what you could do in search and rescue.

Guaranteed stuntman jobs and daredevil money for life. Evel Knievel status. And don’t forget the babes! Lest ye forgot the babes.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

My first order of business: kicking Andrew Jackson as hard as I can squarely in the nutsack.
Over and over and over again.

Or kicking his dad in the nutsack

 

[Andy Capp]

Im just playing with you. I need to get drunk.

Roger that.

 

[Andy Capp]

Guaranteed stuntman jobs and daredevil money for life. Evel Knievel status. And don’t forget the babes! Lest ye forgot the babes.

One of the reasons I mentioned the "any posture" rider, giggity.

Such a person might have been able to help save the Arecibo radio telescope, too. Man, if you were clever you could really fuck over Olympic ski and high jumpers

 

[essie]

 

[Islam Imamate]

Or kicking his dad in the nutsack

 

[Islam Imamate]

@essie

Have you see Song to Song or Knight of Cups?

 

[essie]

Why does everyone think time traveling automatically lets you stop evil people? I’m existing in this time with plenty of evil people and I wasn’t able to stop them lol.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

My first order of business: kicking Andrew Jackson as hard as I can squarely in the nutsack.
Over and over and over again.

Bro, Quentin Tarantino owes us a Native American alternative history/revenge film. A few suggestions:

-Tecumseh reaches the White House and burns that shit down again

-A Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull buddy comedy. They hilariously try to one-up each other to see who raids more American settlements.

-Tupac Amaru's rebellion is successful and he bans Spanish gets all the Spaniards to speak Quechua... and work the mines

I'm open to other possibilities though.

 

[essie]

@essie

Have you see Song to Song or Knight of Cups?

Yep. Song to Song is probably my least favorite Malick, it just feels like the point where his style started to lose focus and the cast is just distracting. Knight of Cups I think was an interesting experiment. What about you?

 

[Andy Capp]

There be lots of bullshit on that twitter feed, though (or so it appears upon a brief glance, to be fair).

 

[Gregolian]

Which vaccine?

J&J

 

[Gregolian]

Doing things