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It’s sounds like SaraWhy are you simping for Michael Cera?
No one cares about Michael Cera
It’s sounds like SaraWhy are you simping for Michael Cera?
When I heard someone had teased themselves I thought they had given them selves like third degree burns at worst, didn’t even think it’d kill them
The media, blm and antifa have been trying to start one for the past four years.
Lincoln was directly responsible for the deaths of 2% of all Americans. Those are the kinds of numbers I'd expect from Hitler or some demon summoned from hell or some shit.
Anyone that thinks Lincoln isn't the worst president is a moron.
I’d put it in the master bedroom and give state of the boner addresses.Would be worth it if he got to keep the podium.
I’d put it in the master bedroom and give state of the boner addresses.

Thanks whomever did it.
Though pretty sure it was not D.R.H.
Whatever happens to him, it's probably not enough. Ditto Trump and anyone who attended that rally or facilitated the escalation.
White Americans created this nation, fought and died to give you freedom, gave you civil rights, an opportunity at education and at leading a life you wouldnt even dream about on your home soil across the ocean. You should be a lot more grateful to White Americans. As a POC myself, I know I am.
Sorry to summon him here, but jesus this needs to be saved for posterities sake.

Yeah, sounds like one of those things that has the tiniest ring of truth, like he stopped his heart with an accidental discharge but perhaps it was somewhat distant from his scrotum. Like maybe he was carrying it in a breast pocket. That would be ever more stupid, but less entertaining, I think.This dude did have a heart problem IIRC and he was not slender.
The story is not yet confirmed most point to being a hoax, the tazer him self in the balls part.
It would worth it if he had to shove the whole thing up his asshole and wear it like a tail.Would be worth it if he got to keep the podium.