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Shawshank....Whatcha babbling about?
Shawshank....Whatcha babbling about?
I love King of the Hill so friggin much.Better shred that cheese yourself off the block and not use pre-shredded trash that doesn't melt well. I feel quite strongly about this.
Whenever I hear "frito pie" it reminds me of KOTH and "the lutefisk was between the Frito pie and this Frito pie" then Cotton's voice "THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL!"
He's just plotting a murder.
I love King of the Hill so friggin much.
Boomer Sooner babayyy.
You want a chili dog, nerd?Chili hotdog is for real men with huge nuts.
I volunteer.Won't he need a conspirator for that?
This association with death led people to believe crows portended disaster. The all-black feathers probably didn't help. Folklore and superstitions further fueled the belief. One folktale tells how crows form a parliament to decide the fate of a member of the flock. Should the verdict be unfavorable, the parliament will set upon the lone crow.3 There's also the Irish mythological figure Morrigan (or Morrigu), who is associated with war, death, and doom and appears as a crow.
Bobby learning about Thanksgiving from John Redcorn still cracks me up.Bobby just standing there confused in that scene is great.
I love King of the Hill so friggin much.
Boomer Sooner babayyy.
So not for you then ....Chili hotdog is for real men with huge nuts.
It is believed that Odin had two ravens. Huginn and Muninn. The seer and the listener (I can't remember which is which) but because of that, Danes and Norse also kept crows on their ships to help them find land. When they could hear birds they'd release the crows then follow them.I volunteer.
Ready for some motherfucking crow facts?
How is this even a decision?You have to marry Hank, Dale, Bill or Boomhauer. Who do you pick?
.... Well Hank is a good family man who can build a house.You have to marry Hank, Dale, Bill or Boomhauer. Who do you pick?
How is this even a decision?
Dale is paranoid delusional balding cuck
Bill is clinically depressed slob and constantly drunk
Boomhauer is federal agent who is impossible to understand and would definitely cheat on you
Hank is really the only reasonable option here
FLOL..... Well Hank is a good family man who can build a house.
....Dale is a Sherdog poster so that's out.
.... Bill and I could start a Suicide Boys cover band.
.... Boomhauer is a cop so that's not great, but I do like his bedroom set up. Dido makes some good elevator music you can fuck to...
I think I'd go with Hank for the stability.
FLOL.
That said, it's amazing how relevant a lot of Dale's conspiracy theories still are all these years later.
lol.Dude would be a hardcore Trump supporter yelling about a stolen election if he actually existed
Dale is paranoid delusional balding cuck
....Dale is a Sherdog poster so that's out
How is this even a decision?
Dale is paranoid delusional balding cuck
Bill is clinically depressed slob and constantly drunk
Boomhauer is federal agent who is impossible to understand and would definitely cheat on you
Hank is really the only reasonable option here
.... Well Hank is a good family man who can build a house.
....Dale is a Sherdog poster so that's out.
.... Bill and I could start a Suicide Boys cover band.
.... Boomhauer is a cop so that's not great, but I do like his bedroom set up. Dido makes some good elevator music you can fuck to...
I think I'd go with Hank for the stability.
I need a fucking book about crow mythology, and then I'll befriend a bunch of crows and train them to attack my enemies. Get them some red bandanas and everything.It is believed that Odin had two ravens. Huginn and Muninn. The seer and the listener (I can't remember which is which) but because of that, Danes and Norse also kept crows on their ships to help them find land. When they could hear birds they'd release the crows then follow them.
Then there's the Tower of Silence:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence#In_India
In Japan they are viewed as bad luck and the symbol of death.
And agreed, Bobby learning from John Redcorn about Thanksgiving is lol.
But you're not a crow.![]()
They are good fan theories, especially the Dale one. There are some scenes in the show that makes it seem he knows Joseph is not his but he doesn't care.lol.
The other thing that I love about KOTH is the amount of fan theories:
- Dale isn't oblivious to Nancy/Redcorn. He knows it's happening and isn't a fan but also views Joseph as his own and that he has a responsibility to raise him
- Bobby is Bill's kid, not Hank given Bill's infatuation with Peggy and how she seems to not be able to stand the man seems like something happened.
- Hank has asbergers.