Social WR Lounge v 233, I Did Warn You This Was Coming

[Cubo de Sangre]

@JDragon i actually saved a guy’s life who was in a similar situation to the news article you shared.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india

my (abridged probably not as good as first time I told it) story I told ages ago in here:

Spoiler: Rooster stabbing

call comes in of a stabbing, I’m the first officer on the scene. Gun drawn, I arrive and am promptly greeted by an elderly Filipino lady who’s losing her shit. I ask is the house clear, she says yes, and frantically leads me out back to the yard. It’s immediately apparent this isn’t the typical stabbing.


The back yard is a giant chicken fighting arena lined with cages and cages of chickens. Cockfighting is pretty popular out here. If you didn’t know, during cockfights the chickens have a “gaff” or knife affixed to their talon to make the fights deadly. This guy had been stabbed by one of his chickens!


The bad news is he was stabbed in his femoral artery, and was bleeding out. They had tried to tie a shirt around the wound but there wasn’t enough pressure, the blood soaked through and was everywhere. Thankfully I had my CAT (tourniquet) on me and immediately applied it as high on his thigh as I could.


The EMTs arrived shortly after, and amazingly the guy lived. But I was told that if I hadn’t put that tourniquet on when I did he probably wouldn’t have made it. I think he lost over 2 liters of blood total.

Did you need to shift his dong, or did lady luck smile?

 

[irish_thug]

I just shoveled 3 feet of snow off my roof. I think I need to build a ramp to get the snowblower up there

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Did you need to shift his dong, or did lady luck smile?

Lmao no dong touching. If I brushed it through the shorts idk it wasn’t at the forefront of my mind tbh.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I just shoveled 3 feet of snow off my roof. I think I need to build a ramp to get the snowblower up there

Don't you have kids?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Lmao no dong touching. If I brushed it through the shorts idk it wasn’t at the forefront of my mind tbh.

A true professional.

You ever see any titties on the job?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Who's watching the fights? Is Bisping intoxicated?

 

[Sara]

I just shoveled 3 feet of snow off my roof. I think I need to build a ramp to get the snowblower up there

I think that may be dangerous.

 

[Sketch]

And he's a ghost. Exactly what I thought

Dude did a 100 metre dash at an Olympic level

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Dude did a 100 metre dash at an Olympic level

He's hanging out in the old thread because nobody told him about this one.

 

[RidenWitBiden]

None of you have ever run away from cops before? Its one of the requirements of being a kid in the rough rough streets that I come from. We can't all have privelaged upbringings

 

[sickc0d3r]

Who's watching the fights? Is Bisping intoxicated?

He does sound like it, kinda. Didn’t he just have surgery or something? Maybe it’s medication. Either way...

 

[irish_thug]

Don't you have kids?

They aren't very effective with snow removal

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

They aren't very effective with snow removal

A craftsman never blames his tools.

 

[Sara]

None of you have ever run away from cops before? Its one of the requirements of being a kid in the rough rough streets that I come from. We can't all have privelaged upbringings

Ive never even had detention before

 

[irish_thug]

A craftsman never blames his tools.

I don't consider them tools. They're tax write offs.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Ive never even had detention before

Not even a spankin'?

 

[Sara]

Not even a spankin'?

Once, I drove my bike in the street.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Once, I drove my bike in the street.

Tantalizing.

 

[Sara]

Tantalizing.

My brush with a life of crime and rule breaking.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My brush with a life of crime and rule breaking.

What are your thoughts on driving the speed limit and rolling through stop signs?