Social WR Lounge 243: Can you make threads while yellow?

[HereticBD]

They most certainly do get ashy, they just can't see it.

Few can see it. See, now that is white privilege. Black privilege is never getting red faced when they're trying to hide being embarrassed or mad.

 

[LazaRRus]

I had a friend in college who swore he never got ashy, never needed lotion, all that. Dude had the roughest hands on this earth. I got a nail file and dragged it across the top of his hand. When I say the top layer of dead skin came off and he had a big ass line on his hand, that's not an exaggeration. I've been a lotion evangelist ever since. I didn't know it was a cultural thing.

That's hilarious. Everyone needs lotion. Especially if you live in Texas. It's not a cultural thing It's a hygiene thing

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Potatoes are gross, IMO. And I've learned that you're also supposed to ask the other person how they're doing. Wasn't even that long ago that I saw this (white) woman who I sort of know in the parking lot. I waved and smiled, and she asked how I was. I said good, and kept walking. "I'm fine BTW." And then she even told me wife about it. Like, fuck you lady. Why do we need four conversational touches? Two should be sufficient (and we had three)". Where I'm from, we just raise our eyebrows and don't break stride. I started doing it, though.

West coast whites are different than east coast whites.... we have shit to do over here....

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Nah. I'm not one of Deshaun's massage therapists

Sounds like you've changed your tune on his innocence.

And shame on you for using persons' trauma for a cheap quip.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Don’t listen to @Social Distance Warrior . His meds rely on the postal service, which is godawful right now.

funny you mention that...I ordered something via FedEx...and they fucking suck balls so far.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Does anyone appreciate @Social Distance Warrior fake routine of being nice and trying to kiss up to people.

I love it. His nice guy routine.

Yea, look at what that got me. Trying to bring levity to a race baited thread and one of you guys still reported me.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Can't wait until the Dems are blamed for that.

And then when they reverse the damage Trump did, they get blamed for wasting money.

The Fox debt ticker graphic is coming back any day now, I’m positive.

 

[Falsedawn]

Still can't believe the Mamba is gone man. Hate him or love him, you had to respect his steez.

 

[sickc0d3r]

funny you mention that...I ordered something via FedEx...and they fucking suck balls so far.

Fed Ex has sucked shit lately. We’ve gotten boxes that were literally crushed and they dgaf or even respond to complaints. UPS isn’t much better.

 

[LazaRRus]

Sounds like you've changed your tune on his innocence.

And shame on you for using persons' trauma for a cheap quip.

Well I didn't like the change in statements. I stand behind the fact that I've never seen him do anything I would deem as wrong.

He's an idiot for paying a bunch of Instagram hos in to fuck and obviously not paying for his weird fetishes but that doesn't make him a rapist or sexual predator. It makes him stupid

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Fed Ex has sucked shit lately. We’ve gotten boxes that were literally crushed and they dgaf or even respond to complaints. UPS isn’t much better.

right, I thought FedEx was cream of the crop since Cast Away.

 

[Falsedawn]

Fed Ex has sucked shit lately. We’ve gotten boxes that were literally crushed and they dgaf or even respond to complaints. UPS isn’t much better.

It's only a matter of time before Amazon expands into the dedicated shipping space imo.

I was amazed Bezos didn't snag an airline during the Covid height. He was one of the real winners of the pandemic.

 

[ToxicShocker]

This picture explains where our middle class went.

And no it wasn't the democrats; it started as a way to increase profits by lower labor costs, then competing their way to the bottom for lowest price. Now consumers expect those prices.

 

[Andy Capp]

ok @Lowmanproblems out of respect for you...I'm going to place these two on ignore...

I think this also improves my odds of making it 30 days on dubbs as well.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Well I didn't like the change in statements. I stand behind the fact that I've never seen him do anything I would deem as wrong.

He's an idiot for paying a bunch of Instagram hos in to fuck and obviously not paying for his weird fetishes but that doesn't make him a rapist or sexual predator. It makes him stupid

As a masseuse I'd think dudes putting their cock in your hand is standard practice.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Potatoes are gross, IMO. And I've learned that you're also supposed to ask the other person how they're doing. Wasn't even that long ago that I saw this (white) woman who I sort of know in the parking lot. I waved and smiled, and she asked how I was. I said good, and kept walking. "I'm fine BTW." And then she even told me wife about it. Like, fuck you lady. Why do we need four conversational touches? Two should be sufficient (and we had three)". Where I'm from, we just raise our eyebrows and don't break stride. I started doing it, though.

Lmao. I got nailed by a couple of these in university residence that put me in the uncool group right off the get-go.

"What are you sayin'?"

"I didn't.. say anything?"

*uninvited*

 

[LazaRRus]

As a masseuse I'd think dudes putting their cock in your hand is standard practice.

Especially when they weren't actual masseuses.

I actually get a massage at least once a week and I wouldn't trust my dick in any of these Asian ladies hands. I'd probably end up the cockless horseman.

He learned nothing from Harden lol

 

[Sketch]

They most certainly do get ashy, they just can't see it. Got cats walking around with shark skin hands and shit. Lotion benefits everyone. Especially with aging. Black don't crack, but that black is also moisturized on a regular basis.

I don’t know my skin is always smooth and not dry or cracked same with everyone I know. Lotion is a darker skin thing

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Yea, look at what that got me. Trying to bring levity to a race baited thread and one of you guys still reported me.

No I’m saying I love the fake nice guy routine. It’s hysterical and so phony.

Its some of the worst acting since Gina Carrano.

I didn’t report you in that thread tho. So why do you keep acting like it might have been me

 

[LazaRRus]

What about throwing a paper ball into a water basket and when it goes in you say “I’ve still got it!!”

that’s a very white person thing.

Never seen that outside of tv.