Would your girl fall for this?

[Jack Reacheround]

This is sherdog. None of us have touched a girl.

 

[Versez]

Just because you're broke, don't assume the rest of us are... Try spending less money on those girlie drinks and you'll have more money available

I'M wealthy brother, i have two houses, one i'm in it, the other one i rent it at a decent price. Also have a cottage in the woods in northern Quebec.

But i won't drink Budweiser beers anymore. i drank 5 beers past friday and i fell into the clothes drying rack and smashed my ass on the concrete in the basement, time to stop the beers i think.

 

[TheMaster]

You 'wood' some artificially organised pixels?

 

[cmw43]

I'M wealthy brother, i have two houses, one i'm in it, the other one i rent it at a decent price. Also have a cottage in the woods in northern Quebec.

But i won't drink Budweiser beers anymore. i drank 5 beers past friday and i fell into the clothes drying rack and smashed my ass on the concrete in the basement, time to stop the beers i think.

5 bottles of Budweiser is only about 1.5pints, I think you need to work on your balance.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I'M wealthy brother, i have two houses, one i'm in it, the other one i rent it at a decent price. Also have a cottage in the woods in northern Quebec.

But i won't drink Budweiser beers anymore. i drank 5 beers past friday and i fell into the clothes drying rack and smashed my ass on the concrete in the basement, time to stop the beers i think.

 

[lsa]

If the girlfriend actually did her job and cleaned up the house my man wouldn't have to resort to AI help

your man has a girlfriend?
How modern

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Thing is, if i prove my wife is hot, yall are gonna reverse image and find out who i am by her facebook. And then i am going to get my stalkers like @deviake to find our swinger profile. And then he is going to keep calling me a cuck and apparently he is racist because he keeps calling me a bbc cuck because we don't discriminate on skin color. lol Keep in mind, my wife prefers biological women, black, hispanic, and white. So call me a cuck all you want, lol

 

[NadaRekowski]

That's only funny to some 80 IQ, white, 50+ US citizens.

 

[Contempt]

I'M wealthy brother, i have two houses, one i'm in it, the other one i rent it at a decent price. Also have a cottage in the woods in northern Quebec.

But i won't drink Budweiser beers anymore. i drank 5 beers past friday and i fell into the clothes drying rack and smashed my ass on the concrete in the basement, time to stop the beers i think.

From five beers?

How do you get that drunk from five beers?

 

[Versez]

From five beers?

How do you get that drunk from five beers?

It never hapenned, i just fell like a damn fool on my ass, very weird.

 

[Contempt]

It never hapenned, i just fell like a damn fool on my ass, very weird.

LOL... blaming poor innocent beers like that

 

[Versez]

LOL... blaming poor innocent beers like that

Budweiser beers are not what it was anymore lol

 

[Contempt]

Budweiser beers are not what it was anymore lol

I thought they were always known as being pretty crap?

 

[Meatspin]

The only acceptable Bud

 

[Zer]

This is sherdog. None of us have touched a girl.

Unless you count non-consensual touching

 

[William Huggins]

This is sherdog. None of us have touched a girl.

Speak for yourself buddy I've got a real AI girlfriend, touching my phone screen feels real to me!!!!!

 

[William Huggins]

Unless you count non-consensual touching

What if she can't speak and you node her head for her........ asking for a friend.......

 

[Zer]

What if she can't speak and you node her head for her........ asking for a friend.......

I would say Necrophilia counts as well so long as they're still relatively fresh

 

[William Huggins]

I would say Necrophilia counts as well so long as they're still relatively fresh

Relatively........ You say...........

 

[Zer]

Relatively........ You say...........

Yeah I would also count incest. In fact I'd give it bonus points too