Would you trade lives with CeeLo?

[Fedorgasm]

He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

lol good question, but no.

 

[Corona]

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

probably gets as many women as he wants.

I doubt it, since his biggest hit is about his girl leaving him and him being bitter

Peter Dinklage would be a better dwarf option to switch. He's only 6 inches shorter than CeeLo Green, but is worth a lot more ($25M vs $10M), and is much more accomplished

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

The most solid, kind and put together family men are my uncle, and my former, bug-eyed supervisor.

Both kind, short men, not conventionally attractive but funny and warm, who worked hard for their families and provided good homes for their kids.

 

[Versez]

Isn’t ceelo green not relevant anymore ? Last time Ive heard of him was in 2011 lol

 

[Tatra]

 

[Natural Order]

That’s a no from me Dawg.

 

[tgv976]

Nope. No telling what amount of Diddying is required to hit them high notes.

 

[Fury]

You can't buy self-respect

 

[NoSmilez]

Ceelo was cosbying bishes.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I don’t envy any of those celebrity goofs, they’re a bunch of lost souls.

 

[Jesus X]

He is listed at 5'7" but he is barely taller than Christina aguilera. manleted!

 

[Jesus X]

Ceelo was cosbying bishes.

 

[NoSmilez]

I am pretty sure that is the case. Anyone please correct me if I am wrong. It's been a long time.

That is the reason he sort of stopped making music? He got off pretty lightly. This was before the Cosby saga. I think his defense was it's not rape if they aren't awake to experience it.

 

[bandicoot]

I am pretty sure that is the case. Anyone please correct me if I am wrong. It's been a long time.

That is the reason he sort of stopped making music? He got off pretty lightly. This was before the Cosby saga. I think his defense was it's not rape if they aren't awake to experience it.

The stupid manlet even tweeted "It's not rape if they're unconscious"

Yeah, I'll stay myself, thanks.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ceelo was cosbying bishes.

Well assume that you traded places with him before he allegedly "did" that.

So you wouldn't be a rapist. Just a funny looking dude with a great voice and a lot of cash.

 

[Tone C]

Isn’t ceelo green not relevant anymore ? Last time Ive heard of him was in 2011 lol

Looks like they "forget you" , Ceelo...

 

[Simple Southerner]

Yup id switch lives with almost anyone who's rich

 

[ChickenBrother]

The only time I've even heard of this dude was an old episode of Teen Titans Go where he was portrayed as a doofy looking oompa loompa who had to morph into a giant cyborg polar bear to not look ridiculous. I'm out.