Would you rather your girl to have flat, saggy, or fake boobs?

[Jimmy McGill]

I have no issue with fake, until they go cartoon size.

Flat depends on who owns the body with two fried eggs for boobs

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Flat.

Saggy boobs are kind of unpleasant.

Fake are the fucking worst. I've dated a couple of girls who had em.
I've never had a poker face, and both times I got the shirts off and was immediately disgusted.

Women with fake tits are always anxious to hear praise...

 

[faustian]

I have a thing for small titty girls with plump rumps. I like being able to fit an entire boob in my hand and squeezing it, plus the shape and texture is almost always bound to be high level assuming you aren't getting with genetic trainwrecks

Back when I was late teens to early 20s and intoxicated 75% of the time I was into fakes but that was basically a novelty that has since evaporated. Not saying I dislike fake boobs (assuming it's not a total botch job) but they just aren't a thrill anymore

 

[Fedorgasm]

I saw some movies from the 70's and 80's and noticed..... They ALL have small breasts. Like every single one of them. Of course because they were slim and pretty they had no boobage to them. I honestly don't get the whole "Fake Boobs are gross crowd". 90% of you couldn't tell anyway.

Bullshit, I can always tell

 

[n...not crazy]

Gimme dat sag. I gotta have something to play with. Yeah she'll get annoyed soon, but too bad. It's fun.

 

[WandySaku2]

Flat. I'll take A cups over anything past D's.

 

[leto1776]

I’d never turn down a flat chest if the girl is pretty enough:



I also wouldn’t turn down a girl with fake tits of high quality, either:





I’ve only been with one girl with “saggy” tits, and they were;it saggy per se, they were just too big and she too small for them to be perky.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Smaller and real

But if she got the fakes I'm okay - as long as they're ridiculous looking.

 

[SamSchmidt]

Very scientific thread. We should get a PHD for this kind of post work.

We put more research into this shit than Plastic Surgeons probably do.

Like one kind or the other. I applaud you all for your vast knowledge and insight into this matter.