Would you rather live in the Conan universe or Fallout universe? You HAVE to choose..

[WorldofWarcraft]

So, a magical wizard knocks on your front door. You open it and there's the wizard himself, presenting two pictures, one on each hand. This guy doesn't fuck around. He tells you you have to choose between the two pictures. One is a Conan picture, and the other is a Fallout picture. You will be instantly transported to a random "friendly" town of the universe you pick.

But the wizard isn't a complete asshole. He'll magically convert all your money, your property, all your belongings to 100% of their trade-in value to the currency of the place you will be transported to. You will be clothed, equipped and armed accordingly.

He will let you borrow his cellphone, so you can make all your goodbyes, but he says he'll only give you one hour to do so. He's a busy man.

or

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Fallout because you have better science and tecnology. Conan's Hyborian age can get boring. Clang clang with spear, then what? Go feed the cows? Nah, I need some cool gadgets.

 

[sloppypie]

Conan, because Crom demands it.

 

[heavyarms21]

Warring and Whoring , Conan style , only if I was a Cimmerian or possibly Tulsa Doom.

 

[BOWHUNTER]

Conan all day, banging witches that I toss into the fire after I nut on their tits

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Conan because that universe has some seriously sexy women and orgies and all kinds of fun stuff.

 

[Zer]

Conan for sure

In the FO universe I'm probably getting captured by super mutants and forced into some kind of sex farm, trying to help them remember their lost humanity and shit. I had enough of that shit in prison

 

[loyalyolayal]

Fallout because you have better science and tecnology. Conan's Hyborian age can get boring. Clang clang with spear, then what? Go feed the cows? Nah, I need some cool gadgets.

Magic > Tech


Conan universe for me.

Pre-HIV? I'd buy me some slaves.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Conanverse. Who the fuck wants radiation sickness? Plus I would surprise Red Sonja with my magic missle in her ass.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

He will let you borrow his cellphone, so you can make all your goodbyes, but he says he'll only give you one hour to do so. He's a busy man.

Hold on, can I use my own phone instead? I don't want to get screened on this fairy's phone.

PS- are we talking about original conan movie world? if so conan in a second. fuck radioactive muff.

Who the fuck wants radiation sickness?

cancer patients

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Conanverse. Who the fuck wants radiation sickness? Plus I would surprise Red Sonja with my magic missle in her ass.

Is that the same universe?

 

[FyrFytr998]

Is that the same universe?

Yeah, they did some comics together.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Conan.

Only because I would listen to this all the time.

 

[Matt4786]

Conan. Both are dangerous but the world of Fallout is a nuclear wasteland.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Conan for sure

In the FO universe I'm probably getting captured by super mutants and forced into some kind of sex farm, trying to help them remember their lost humanity and shit. I had enough of that shit in prison

Super Mutants? Sex Farm?

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

Fallout because I always end up finishing all the quests, have a boatload of caps by the end, and am respected as a God throughout the Wasteland.

 

[j123]

Hard to say. Music is the Fallout verse is awesome. But dat radiation poisoning, and your typical post-apocalyptic plot formulas (lack of water, food, women being uglier due to lack of makeup, etc).

Can I switch out and go to the Bioshock universe instead?