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Would you have a serious relationship with this grown woman?

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  1. Pixelated Porn

    Pixelated Porn Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Oh hell fuck yeah. In a second.
    You know she can suck a mean one with all that pacifier practice.
    Plus we could find some wet nurse with some huge puppies and breast feed at the same time.
    Oh, and she is probably a cheap date. Get her some peas gerber baby food and a bottle of milk.
    I am losing money not dating this chick.

    Am I totally serious? Magic 8 ball says "fuck yeah"



    PS not wife but like a relationship just to see how weird shit can get.
     
  2. Ikuza

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    I plead the 5th
     
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  3. TeTe

    TeTe Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    But, posts like these make me lol.

    So please accept our ate up brethren for our entertainment.
     
  4. That I3astard Cruelty

    That I3astard Cruelty King of Oceania

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    Still a better prospect for an intelligent conversation than a poster on Sherdog.
     
  5. BOWHUNTER

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    I would. Skull fuck her through the crib
     
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  6. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    She's not doing so hot in adulthood either...ya dig
     
  7. snakedafunky

    snakedafunky Red Belt

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    Just a sexual Fetish, nothing wrong with that. Not sure I would be able to date her I think you need to have the same fetish just as the adult.
    Would give it a shot to see if I am into it.
     
  8. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    I knew someone would go mention this.

    And it's no surprise it's Pixelated Porn.
     
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  9. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    WoW should have made the thread a bit more interesting and asked 'If your dream girl was like this 24/7, would you be into her?

    And with that question, I picture prime Jessica Alba, Suelyn, or Julia Kelly acting like babies while wearing diapers.

    It's still a 'No.'
     
  10. FadeLess

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    Of course not ...she is f*cked in the head in a very strange way , plus she doesnt have natural tan and doesnt have a great body.
     
  11. The Clinch

    The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    What da hay'll?

    bookert.gif
     
  12. RighteousWar

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    Dat dude's CLEARLY not hittin' it right!

    Plus, he must brush his teeth with butter!
     
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  13. ShinkanPo

    ShinkanPo 넌 항상 내 마음 속에있을거야

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    LMAO!!!!!!!
     
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  14. HomeRun916

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    Lol.. No.
     
  15. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Those dudes are Freaks! :eek:
     
  16. MastiffMike

    MastiffMike The BIG dog is here

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    Now you know what the fourth dentist recommends.
     
  17. Pixelated Porn

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    Sperm????
     
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  18. RawHawg

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    It's all fun and games till the diaper is full
     
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  19. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Dude... she pees in her diapers.

    You up for changing her?
     
  20. Todd Gack

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    Yeah but those are a dime a dozen.
     
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