Would you be in favor of a human mating season?

[Fedorgasm]

Like if you could snap your fingers and human biology would change so we're like animals. You wouldn't even desire sex when it's not the right time of year. Would you do it?

I see the following benefits:

1. You'd only be in the mood for sex in the spring. The rest of the year you could focus on important shit, like your career, achievements, projects, family relationships, etc.

2. For 75% of the year, you'd be thinking clearly without your genitalia making bad decisions on your behalf.

3. There would be less cheating, because it's easier to keep an eye on your spouse for a few months than for the entire year.

4. Mating season would be awesome. Everyone would be in the mood at the same time. And it would be special since it only happens once a year and doesn't last that long.

5. Relationships would likely get better, because you'd choose partners that you enjoy talking to and spending time with, since that's all you're doing for most of the year.

 

[Versez]

How about a season during the year, like during autumn you stuff yourself with mcdonalds and hibernate until spring ?

 

[ChickenBrother]

This would be a boon for MMA. They'd have to re-schedule international fight week for spring every year when you'd have the angriest, horniest fighters duking it out for a piece of dat ass. It would be like reverse Ramadan.

Rogan: It's been an honor calling your fight. I look forward to seeing you fight in April during human mating season!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Girls are in the mood all year round now and I still aint gettin' none, limiting that aint gonna suddenly make shit better

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Like if you could snap your fingers and human biology would change so we're like animals. You wouldn't even desire sex when it's not the right time of year. Would you do it?

I see the following benefits:

1. You'd only be in the mood for sex in the spring. The rest of the year you could focus on important shit, like your career, achievements, projects, family relationships, etc.

2. For 75% of the year, you'd be thinking clearly without your genitalia making bad decisions on your behalf.

3. There would be less cheating, because it's easier to keep an eye on your spouse for a few months than for the entire year.

4. Mating season would be awesome. Everyone would be in the mood at the same time. And it would be special since it only happens once a year and doesn't last that long.

5. Relationships would likely get better, because you'd choose partners that you enjoy talking to and spending time with, since that's all you're doing for most of the year.

Also during mating season you gotta fight your opponents to the death

 

[BluntForceTrama]

At first I was like Wtf for? But some of that actually sounds cool lol

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

How long is mating season? A month? Three?

I’m married already, so you’re telling me that like 9-11 months of the year my wife and I aren’t having any sex? JFC, that sounds horrible. What’s even the point in marriage in that scenario?

 

[ModernMatt]

So does that mean it would be the biggest dominate males hording all the females during this jizz fest like some animals? Or would the sneaky ones get to find get theirs too? different mammals do it differently.
Everything would be come territorial? Lets face it, not everyone will have a "out of season" mate, so will they go challenge another male?

"Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science" - Nikola Tesla in The Prestige

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Girls are in the mood all year round now and I still aint gettin' none, limiting that aint gonna suddenly make shit better

Hate to break it to you fat bald bill murray, that's not why you're not gettin' none.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Hate to break it to you fat bald bill murray, that's not why you're not gettin' none.

I know youre trying real hard to do a zing here but your post makes no sense, just like mostly all of the others

Let me guess, "Im drunk, bro', your usual cop out when you make yourself look stupid

 

[Vergilius]

There kind of already is a mating cycle, it's just shorter and coincides with your girls menstrual cycle. I can basically take a sharpie to a calendar and mark the time I KNOW I'll get lucky, the time when I might but who knows, and the time when the odds aren't very favourable.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

You wouldn't even desire sex when it's not the right time of year.

Now imagine if these right times would be wildly uncoordinated between sexes.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I know youre trying real hard to do a zing here but your post makes no sense, just like mostly all of the others

Let me guess, "Im drunk, bro', your usual cop out when you make yourself look stupid

Not yet Bill.

 

[syct23]

Are we allowed to hunt during the rut?

If so, I’m in…

 

[ChosenOne]

i just imagine the heightened competition and fights amongst younger men on bar nights knowing there was only this tight window to get sex.

 

[ssBaldy]

Like if you could snap your fingers and human biology would change so we're like animals. You wouldn't even desire sex when it's not the right time of year. Would you do it?

I see the following benefits:

1. You'd only be in the mood for sex in the spring. The rest of the year you could focus on important shit, like your career, achievements, projects, family relationships, etc.

2. For 75% of the year, you'd be thinking clearly without your genitalia making bad decisions on your behalf.

3. There would be less cheating, because it's easier to keep an eye on your spouse for a few months than for the entire year.

4. Mating season would be awesome. Everyone would be in the mood at the same time. And it would be special since it only happens once a year and doesn't last that long.

5. Relationships would likely get better, because you'd choose partners that you enjoy talking to and spending time with, since that's all you're doing for most of the year.

Who told you it is the penis making bad decisions? He's more rational than the other part!

 

[stevenandrew]

Like if you could snap your fingers and human biology would change so we're like animals. You wouldn't even desire sex when it's not the right time of year. Would you do it?

I see the following benefits:

1. You'd only be in the mood for sex in the spring. The rest of the year you could focus on important shit, like your career, achievements, projects, family relationships, etc.

2. For 75% of the year, you'd be thinking clearly without your genitalia making bad decisions on your behalf.

3. There would be less cheating, because it's easier to keep an eye on your spouse for a few months than for the entire year.

4. Mating season would be awesome. Everyone would be in the mood at the same time. And it would be special since it only happens once a year and doesn't last that long.
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5. Relationships would likely get better, because you'd choose partners that you enjoy talking to and spending time with, since that's all you're doing for most of the year.

No, I wouldn’t do it. Human desire isn’t just about reproduction—it plays a huge role in bonding, motivation, and emotional connection. While it might seem appealing to remove distractions, relationships aren’t just about avoiding temptation; they’re about growth and commitment year-round. Plus, an entire population going into heat at the same time would probably cause more chaos than it solves.

 

[Osculater]

I don't think my balls could handle it and would explode

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Yes, and I believe that the federal government is the perfect entity to be in charge of this.

 

[Osculater]

Yes, and I believe that the federal government is the perfect entity to be in charge of this.

Let Doge handle it