Worst nicknames ever

Renato "Babalu" Sobral is strange because I heard Babalu is a chewing gum in Brazil lol
but also

J-Lau
The Baby faced assassin

and here's a classic from Boxing

Archak "The Shark Attack" TerMeliksetian

My high ranking BJJ BB cousin is named after a middle eastern style pizza that he liked to eat when he was growing up in Rio.
 
What are the worst nicknames you can remember?

Frankie “Answer” Edgar! Seriously?? answer? Answer for what? For a question no one asked?
Extremely random and stupid nickname. Like being called John “window” Morales.

“Sugar”. This one is sooo damn dumb and yet for some reason some fighters use it.
Sean o Malley, Rashad Evans, even some boxers. Sugar?. Seriously?? Ok let’s start calling each other cinnamon, salt, pepper.

Frank Twinkle Toes Trigg. Ok this one is just full retareded.

Pedro “The Pedro” Otavio. Amazing display of imagination and creativity...

Kenny Ken Flo Florian. Same as The Pedro...

Joe “J-Lau” Lauzon. And the list keeps growing...

I know they got beat up on a daily basis but seriously if they can’t think of any decent nickname they should hire somebody to create one for them.

Hello, my name is Brian and my nickname is “The Brian”. Jesus Christ...

Barney “Shabalabba” Jizzcock had a weird middle name
 
Just going through the roster here…quite a lot of zingers

Isaac Dulgarian The Midwest Choppa
Chase Sherman The Vanilla Gorilla
Jason Witt The Vanilla Gorilla
Ed Herman Short Fuze
Kennedy Nzechukwu The African Savage
The Cuban Missile Crisis
Power Bar
The Answer
Superman
The Great White
Remember The Name
The Phenom
The Gift
The Great
The Black Country Banger

T City
The Newfoundland Terror
InnerG
… the list goes on



 
Just going through the roster here…quite a lot of zingers

Isaac Dulgarian The Midwest Choppa
Chase Sherman The Vanilla Gorilla
Jason Witt The Vanilla Gorilla
Ed Herman Short Fuze
Kennedy Nzechukwu The African Savage
The Cuban Missile Crisis
Power Bar
The Answer
Superman
The Great White
Remember The Name
The Phenom
The Gift
The Great
The Black Country Banger

T City
The Newfoundland Terror
InnerG

… the list goes on


Whos the newfoundland terror?
 
Whos the newfoundland terror?

Gavin Tucker, but now from lookimg it seems he goes by “Guv'nor”
So either the roster list I was looking at is shit, or was an old nickname
 
"Showeather" Lombard was terrible
"The Athlete" McDonald also....
 
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