Women just don’t get it sometimes

[Zebra Cheeks]

My favorite movie is miracle on ice. Anyone familiar with this movie will recall the scene where all these kids are fighting and hitting each other at practice because of their rivalries.

The coach gets so pissed he makes them do suicides even after the arena shuts the lights off. People puking, bleeding, getting hurt….and he just blows the whistle “AGAIN”.

Every so often he stops the players and asks them, “what team do you play for?” And he makes them keep going until the answer is “team USA”

But I don’t need to tell you all this because every man alive knows what I’m talking about, and if you don’t, put your phone down and go do your homework immediately and report back once you’ve watched.

Anyways, I’m sitting there with my hair standing up on my neck and my arm hair erect. And my wife just goes “this movies kind of stupid.”

I’m sorry…what the fuck did you just say? Do you have a soul? Are you alive? Did a demon claim your heart in the womb?

You can sit here and show a women auburns returned punt for a title and they’ll just be like “cool”….”cool”?!?!? THATS IT?!?!?!



What the fuck is wrong with them I don’t get it.

 

[Other]

Back when I was married, my then wife and I decided that we would take interest in each others shows and that we'd watch a show we like with the other. The show she chose was the Kardashians. I absolutely did not want to watch the Kardashians, so the show I chose was Cutlery Corner on QVC, even though I didn't watch the show. She didn't last a single show and I got out of the Kardashians. But just to prove a point I listened to Tom O'Dell on Cutlery Corner try to huck knives on TV for a year. Never bought a one.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Back when I was married, my then wife and I decided that we would take interest in each others shows and that we'd watch a show we like with the other. The show she chose was the Kardashians. I absolutely did not want to watch the Kardashians, so the show I chose was Cutlery Corner on QVC, even though I didn't watch the show. She didn't last a single show and I got out of the Kardashians. But just to prove a point I listened to Tom O'Dell on Cutlery Corner try to huck knives on TV for a year. Never bought a one.

See if I wanted to drive her nuts id just pick anything with subtitles cause she can’t read them fast enough and gets angry

 

[helax]

See if I wanted to drive her nuts id just pick anything with subtitles cause she can’t read them fast enough and gets angry

Watch the Seventh Seal on YouTube with her. Do eeeeeeeet

 

[Other]

See if I wanted to drive her nuts id just pick anything with subtitles cause she can’t read them fast enough and gets angry

Watch a movie that doesn't need them on, just for funsies.

 

[fingercuffs]

Back when I was married, my then wife and I decided that we would take interest in each others shows and that we'd watch a show we like with the other. The show she chose was the Kardashians. I absolutely did not want to watch the Kardashians, so the show I chose was Cutlery Corner on QVC, even though I didn't watch the show. She didn't last a single show and I got out of the Kardashians. But just to prove a point I listened to Tom O'Dell on Cutlery Corner try to huck knives on TV for a year. Never bought a one.

From someone who watches most of the dating reality shows I can't get onboard with The Kardashians, I watched some of it when she married the football guy because I'm a sucker for a nice wedding but it's terrible.

 

[Kardashians]

Back when I was married, my then wife and I decided that we would take interest in each others shows and that we'd watch a show we like with the other. The show she chose was the Kardashians. I absolutely did not want to watch the Kardashians, so the show I chose was Cutlery Corner on QVC, even though I didn't watch the show. She didn't last a single show and I got out of the Kardashians. But just to prove a point I listened to Tom O'Dell on Cutlery Corner try to huck knives on TV for a year. Never bought a one.

I’m saying this as the user Kardashians, I know, but your wife, who could have chosen anything. Anything at all in the history of television to share with you, she settled on The Kardashians . . . Either she was vapid as fuck or hated you. Idk bruh.

 

[Kardashians]

From someone who watches most of the dating reality shows I can't get onboard with The Kardashians, I watched some of it when she married the football guy because I'm a sucker for a nice wedding but it's terrible.

You mean the basketball guy? Lol. Like, what year was that, maybe around 2012 give or take. I think his name was Kris Humphrey or something. Total lame twat.

I remember this because I was watching The Kardashians at that time. I didn’t have cable but oddly enough got E! on my lil TV. Go figure.

 

[Gene Tunney]

It is a difficult realization to accept, that, most men and women alike, are not team players.

 

[Other]

I’m saying this as the user Kardashians, I know, but your wife, who could have chosen anything. Anything at all in the history of television to share with you, she settled on The Kardashians . . . Either she was vapid as fuck or hated you. Idk bruh.

Here's a hint: She once asked why we use heat in the winter and AC in the summer. Drugs were not involved.

 

[mjmj]

You mean the basketball guy? Lol. Like, what year was that, maybe around 2012 give or take. I think his name was Kris Humphrey or something. Total lame twat.

I remember this because I was watching The Kardashians at that time. I didn’t have cable but oddly enough got E! on my lil TV. Go figure.

Pretty remarkable since E has never been broadcast over the airwaves.

 

[Batjester]

My favorite movie is miracle on ice. Anyone familiar with this movie will recall the scene where all these kids are fighting and hitting each other at practice because of their rivalries.

The coach gets so pissed he makes them do suicides even after the arena shuts the lights off. People puking, bleeding, getting hurt….and he just blows the whistle “AGAIN”.

Every so often he stops the players and asks them, “what team do you play for?” And he makes them keep going until the answer is “team USA”

But I don’t need to tell you all this because every man alive knows what I’m talking about, and if you don’t, put your phone down and go do your homework immediately and report back once you’ve watched.

Anyways, I’m sitting there with my hair standing up on my neck and my arm hair erect. And my wife just goes “this movies kind of stupid.”

I’m sorry…what the fuck did you just say? Do you have a soul? Are you alive? Did a demon claim your heart in the womb?

You can sit here and show a women auburns returned punt for a title and they’ll just be like “cool”….”cool”?!?!? THATS IT?!?!?!



What the fuck is wrong with them I don’t get it.

Have you thought about taking her out back and just... you know... two in the back of the head?

 

[Kardashians]

Here's a hint: She once asked why we use heat in the winter and AC in the summer. Drugs were not involved.

So you are a poor decision maker, my condolences xx

 

[RichardHarrow]

Sometimes ?

 

[fica]

My favorite movie is miracle on ice. Anyone familiar with this movie will recall the scene where all these kids are fighting and hitting each other at practice because of their rivalries.

The coach gets so pissed he makes them do suicides even after the arena shuts the lights off. People puking, bleeding, getting hurt….and he just blows the whistle “AGAIN”.

Every so often he stops the players and asks them, “what team do you play for?” And he makes them keep going until the answer is “team USA”

But I don’t need to tell you all this because every man alive knows what I’m talking about, and if you don’t, put your phone down and go do your homework immediately and report back once you’ve watched.

Anyways, I’m sitting there with my hair standing up on my neck and my arm hair erect. And my wife just goes “this movies kind of stupid.”

I’m sorry…what the fuck did you just say? Do you have a soul? Are you alive? Did a demon claim your heart in the womb?

You can sit here and show a women auburns returned punt for a title and they’ll just be like “cool”….”cool”?!?!? THATS IT?!?!?!



What the fuck is wrong with them I don’t get it.

she is right because in real life most of those players would quit before they say team usa and sue the coach or play shity just to prove a point

 

[Contempt]

It's almost like men and women are different... crazy, I know.

Spoiler: Also...

Girls are stupid and they have cooties

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

she is right because in real life most of those players would quit before they say team usa and sue the coach or play shity just to prove a point

You know actually it happened in real life and it was the greatest upset in sports history.

 

[fica]

You know actually it happened in real life and it was the greatest upset in sports history.

not how move is saying

 

[Jack Reacheround]

My favorite movie is miracle on ice. Anyone familiar with this movie will recall the scene where all these kids are fighting and hitting each other at practice because of their rivalries.

Anyone who has even seen this movie would know it’s just called Miracle. And that The Miracle On Ice is what the victory was originally called by Al Michaels (or someone like that) at the time it happened.

Additionally, at the practice you are referring to they do not figure it out and say “USA.”
That only happens after he makes them do suicides after losing a game. He keeps them on the ice while the other team and the crowd leave, and makes them so suicides. It is at that time they finally answer “USA.”

 

[KeepingItReal]

In have to agree with your wife on this one. From what you told me about the movie, I would never watch it.