Woman downs entire bottle of cognac at airport.

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  1. Matt M

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    Did the let her board the plane? Or was she too drunk?
     
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    I wasn't allowed to bring a brand new bottle of Crown whiskey on board. It really sucked as I had to throw it away. I also thought about driniking a little before throwing it away but then I decided against it.
     
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    She was too drunk, she was rolling about on the floor drunk apparently!
     
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    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    Big deal, this dude does it as a "career":eek:

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    Done that with vodka. I can attest to it being a really, really bad idea.
     
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    I have with rum. Same thing. Dont do it.
     
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    I've never downed a bottle of vodka, but I've drank a bottle in the space of a couple of hours.

    That cognac was
     
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    If he's not just faking it, he's a fucking moron.
     
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    Francis Rossi Here's a song for ya

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    That one apparently didn't work out too well for him. Passed out and had to have his stomach pumped...

    Can't disagree with you on that. Man's a fool.
     
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    Ive seen that nasty moron. He'll regret all that punishing of his body soon.
     
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    I don't really get why he's doing it.
    I mean, people drink heavily to feel better/forget etc, but drinking like that will just annihilate you instantly and possibly kill you pretty soon.
     
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    I haven't flown in a few years. You can pack alcohol in to your 'check in' luggage, yes? Gotta bring me some American beers for my up coming hiking trip.
     
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    You can buy alcohol at duty free after you check in and take it in hand luggage in most cases because there's no danger of it being tampered with.
    So I guess this woman either didn't know you could bring liquids in hand luggage from outside, she forgot it was there, or she thought she'd try and sneak it through!
     
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    What am I not understanding? In JFK there is a duty free shop by the terminals after you go through security check. They obviously are not checking it at the gate.
     
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    Thanks for the reply. The stuff I will bring is not available in the duty free shop... you know, neck beard, skinny jean, hipster beer.
     
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