With just $5, you can create your ideal woman. How will you spend it?

[Fla graplr]

But to answer the question:

Im just going to jack it to the lady in the picture and keep my five dollars

 

[Contempt]

A $5 hooker sounds like something horrible is about to happen.

Sounds like someone speaking from experience

 

[Adamant]

Only $5.

Gorgeous body. Bang all day er day.
Loyal. Don't having to worry about her leaving or cheating.

 

[Tone C]

No " sense of humour" listed .

I don't object if she isn't hilarious but someone who have a laugh with me and at my bad jokes is important....

 

[shunyata]

This is some bullshit.

I been with my ideal woman 20 years.

1, and 3 - 10.

Does 4 count if I had the kids with her?

I cook. She's great in the bedroom but she don't bbq.

Pretty sure I won this game, because I'm still getting 10.

 

[Contempt]

You have to pay 2/3 of your budget just for "no kids" Fuck that...

 

[William Huggins]

No " sense of humour" listed .

I don't object if she isn't hilarious but someone who have a laugh with me and at my bad jokes is important....

I think you require a "woman" with Sadomasochism........

 

[MrBean]

I hate to break it to ya fellas, but any of those qualities costs more than 5$

Not in Cambodia

 

[GSP_37]

What if I sold my sperm to afford more of the good qualities? Need 7 & 9 in addition to the good looks stuff.

 

[GSP_37]

No " sense of humour" listed .

I don't object if she isn't hilarious but someone who have a laugh with me and at my bad jokes is important....

I need her to generate the humor, not just laugh. I need the goofy, but not dumb goofy.

 

[Ballsaque]

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It has to be 1, 2 and 7 for me. A smart, pretty woman who can cook sets the bar so high that even the mistakes still feel like wins.

Just give me 10. and I will get beer for the rest of the cash

 

[Other]

No kids is $3?

looks like I only spent $3

 

[Swamps]

How come having a hot sister isn't also an option??

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

1 & 3

 

[HHJ]

A $5 hooker sounds like something horrible is about to happen.

We are rapidly approaching "hoes with no toes" territory

 

[HHJ]

How come having a hot sister isn't also an option??

That's $6

 

[Jesus X]

9,1,7

 

[HHJ]

9,1,7

Thats over 5

 

[Satur9]

Beauty fades. Give me 5 and 10, and with the remaining buck, just give me decent sex all the time and I’m good

 

[Jesus X]

Thats over 5

You are right. Seems very unrealistic that I wanted a pretty,classy and intelligent woman.