With just $5, you can create your ideal woman. How will you spend it?

[Kardashians]

lol sorry I didn't write it properly.

No one is perfect, I was paying attention obviously.

im just razzin ya, you just made it too easy x

 

[Kassitus]

4 and 5. Just have to accept all the flaws that come with her lol

 

[Natural Order]

I'll keep my $5 bill....and my sanity.

Where's the option for "No vocal chords"? I assume that one would be pricey at $5 alone.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

The funniest part is that if you asked most sherdoggers what “amazing sex” means, half of them would say “any time a woman has sex with me,” and the other half would say the same thing but really mean “sex with a man thst somehow doesn’t make me gay.”

 

[RemyR]

Jokes on you I'd just go to Thailand and buy a 5 dollar ladyboy