With just $5, you can create your ideal woman. How will you spend it?

[Sakuraba is #1]

It has to be 1, 2 and 7 for me. A smart, pretty woman who can cook sets the bar so high that even the mistakes still feel like wins.

 

[Cole train]

8 and 10 is the only way

 

[eddymotto]

With due respect, this game assumes an incredibly low bar.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'm guessing pretty means just her face?

So if you get #1 but not #3, then she'll be that super fat girl that looks amazing in her Instagram photos

 

[Fedorgasm]

If I get intelligent and mind-blowing head, can I spend the extra dollar just to make her less than 200 pounds?

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

I need a big booty physicist so 3 and 7

 

[chardog]

I need more than $5, otherwise it wouldn’t be ideal

 

[Sweater of AV]

1,2,3,4,5,8,10

Keep the change.

 

[chardog]

1 , 3 cannot be learned, arguably 5 as well.

8 and 10 mean nothing if it’s inconsistent/infrequent, im sure most are going to choose frequency over very little quantity.

 

[RoastBeast]

I don't see strong back anywhere.

 

[nostradumbass]

A $5 hooker sounds like something horrible is about to happen.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

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It has to be 1, 2 and 7 for me. A smart, pretty woman who can cook sets the bar so high that even the mistakes still feel like wins.

I'll take somewhat pretty for $0.5, average body for $1.5, semi-loyal for $1(posting thirst traps but no cheating), 1 kid but with baby daddy got $1, and enthusiastic but average head for $1 for a grand total of $5

 

[TeTe]

#4 is important depending on the kids age. If she's got a teenager I don't care, but if she's got a toddler(s) or younger that's a deal breaker.

 

[MLarson]

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It has to be 1, 2 and 7 for me. A smart, pretty woman who can cook sets the bar so high that even the mistakes still feel like wins.

1 and 8

 

[Brom Bones]

I'm spending my $5 on 8 and 10 because closing my eyes and fantasizing she's Tori Black costs 0.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'll take loyal for $2

Then mind-blowing head for $2

Then pretty costs $2 so just take my last dollar and make her half pretty.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I can't believe mind-blowing head is only $2.

That's the bargain of the century if you ask me.

Amazing sex is $3, but having your mind and penis blown at the same time is better than being amazed.

Besides, with a blow job you don't have to worry about making her feel good. You just lay back and enjoy it.

A pretty face giving you mind-blowing head is pretty much heaven on earth.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

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It has to be 1, 2 and 7 for me. A smart, pretty woman who can cook sets the bar so high that even the mistakes still feel like wins.

Numbers 2, 5, and 7. If there was a $4 titties option I'd go with that and number 2.

 

[Fla graplr]

I hate to break it to ya fellas, but any of those qualities costs more than 5$

 

[Kona Bear]

2, 4, & 6.