Why Sherdoggers, why? Why do you do these things to yourself??

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  1. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    How small must one’s penis be to fit it into a nut of any size? And the threads???

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  2. ralphc1

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    Do you know that they make nuts in all sizes? Where I worked we had nuts up to 6 inch inside diameter.
     
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  3. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

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    I'd like to report there's been no lasting after effects.
     
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  4. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    So you’re giving him the benefit of the doubt then.
     
  5. Osculater

    Osculater Black Belt

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    So he couldn't bust a nut what a shame <{cruzshake}>
     
  6. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Fuck, was that show with with Dennis Leary? Think it was called Rescue Me?

    Was on Netflix a long time ago. There was a scene where a black guy had his massive 10 inch stuck in a cock ring and they had to saw it off.
     
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    a war room poster would have used the nut a a cock ring
     
  8. Tone C

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    Please tell me you mean the cock ring ?
     
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    if you'd seen the things i've seen at work, you'd consider this tame.
     
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    Job Interview Discovery isn't Star Trek

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    Joke of the thread!
     
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  12. MikeMcMann

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    Surprised it took that long tbh.

    That or

    Geez the lengths a sherdogger will go to, to bust a nut!
     
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  13. I Am Legion

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    This is Mayberry and a lot of you dudes are throwing stones in glass houses. I mean I’m not, because I’m not a freak, but some women f y’all fuck anything that isn’t tied down.
     
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    What a nut job.
     
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  15. punky brewster

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    I fuck shampoo bottles. Not ashamed, either.


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