Why Sherdoggers, why? Why do you do these things to yourself??

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  1. MikeMcMann

    MikeMcMann Gold Belt

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    Doctors cut a METAL NUT off man's 'strangulated' penis with a disc cutter after he squeezed it on for sexual pleasure

    • The 34-year-old went to his nearest A&E two days after the nut became lodged
    • Doctors tried to slide it off using jelly and giving the unnamed man painkillers
    • However, it proved unsuccessful, forcing them to opt for a diamond disc cutter

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    A man needed to have a metal nut removed from his penis after it got stuck when he put it on his member for sexual pleasure.
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    Doctors tried to slide it off using jelly and giving the man painkillers – but it proved unsuccessful. They did not reveal how big the nut was.

    Instead, the team had to resort to using a diamond disc cutter to cut open the metal and relieve him of his 'penile strangulation'.

    ...

    'A penile ring is usually worn at the base of the penis, aiming to restrict blood flow away from the penis for a stronger erection or one that lasts longer.

    'However with prolonged application, reduced venous and lymphatic drainage may result in oedema, swelling and pain of the penis.

    'Subsequent removal may be difficult, and the vicious cycle will continue with further compromise of arterial flow, resulting in ischemia with tissue necrosis.'

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  2. AGGAMEMNON66

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    Dilan Cummingsworth Green Belt

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    A TRUE sherdogger would have broken the nut with the power of his full erection
     
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    SalvadorAllende Interim Belt

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    Well.. what an unconfortable situation.
     
  5. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    That's really going above and beyond for your patient. God bless all the medical staff out there
     
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    SalvadorAllende Interim Belt

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    A true sherdogger would need one of these:

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  7. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    So was he by himself or with a partner?
     
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    Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    Well, that's one way to get screwed
     
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  10. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt

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    I saw the nut and just couldn't resist.
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  11. rj144

    rj144 Silver Belt

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    If I had to guess, the guy is an idiot and he probably heard the phrase "nutting" when he was a kid and has been doing that his whole life.
     
  12. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    I remember back in the day I read a story about a guy who was fucking shampoo bottles and it got stuck.

    Like how skinny can your dick possibly be.
     
  14. Alphaboy

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    This.

    I didn't know penises could get that small!
     
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  15. Devout Pessimist

    Devout Pessimist Tragic Vision

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    I use a hula-hoop as a penile ring.

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  16. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    I have no clue what the Jordan 'stop it, get some help' gif is from IRL, but it's so perfect for many of these threads
     
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    Just noticed the part where he had it on there for 2 days before going to the doctors.
     
  19. MikeMcMann

    MikeMcMann Gold Belt

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    Showing off eh?

    Sherdog poster thinks he is a boss showing off how these feeble metals can't restrain him.
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    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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