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Why jon jones need a gun?

He didn’t know that driving drunk and shooting guns was illegal. It’s confusing. You are allowed to drink. You are allowed to drive. You are allowed to shoot guns. Apparently you just can’t combine them all together. #knowledge. Spread it around.
 
Because bringing a fist to a gun fight is almost as dumb as driving around and shooting a gun in the air while impaired.
 
You Americans and your guns. When will you ever learn?

Also no bidets. Fucking gross. But that's a discussion for another day.
Italy has over 7 million firearms owned by pvt citizens.I read that for Europe Italy has fairly lax laws compared to some places. I suggest you purchase one and find out why Americans love them so much.
 
How you supposed to defend yourself against the government's military, nukes and drones if they decide to become fascists? We need our little hand guns in order to stop their tanks and jets.

Cause 'merica


<mma4> A point well made...
 
Have you ever shot a gun? Shooting guns is fucking awesome and fun.
 
If we forget how big a fuckup Jones often tends to be in general terms, one would guess the reasoning is something like what Mir said:

“No question about it, I need them more than you,” the powerfully built, 6-foot-3, 250-pound Mir said to a middle-aged, out-of-shape reporter. “If someone’s coming after me, they’re probably not going to come after me 1-on-1. And they’re probably going to come after me with the intention of doing me harm or doing my family harm.”

The knife/gun/friends/whatever equalizes the field between a professional hand-to-hand fighter and someone seeking to confront them on the street for any reason whatsoever. So carrying equalizes it back, and should likely act as a deterrent to any drunk/drugged up idiot out to start even a fistfight (I think Mir carries open these days, just for that).

Yeah, of course using Mir's thought process on Jones might be like comparing a Porsche to a Talbot Horizon, but still...

Ps. that or just "Yeee-haw!" reasons :D
Frank Mir walks around like Rambo by all accounts lol

The last guy you want to get into it with
 
For personal protection and because he is an American?

He may lose this freedom after this incident however.
 
Sherdogers are +300lb. And is well know Jones is scared of HWs.

<mma1>
 
You Americans and your guns. When will you ever learn?

Also no bidets. Fucking gross. But that's a discussion for another day.
Yeah, we’re learning our lesson about bidets pretty hard right now. There’s no fucking toilet paper anywhere. I remember when we used to make fun of Soviet Russia for toilet paper rationing. And we used to hold that up as an example of the evils of communism. Now, capitalism left unchecked has put us in the same spot. We just took a different route to get there.

I want a bidet.
 
Cause everyone knows that Jones can't win without a big reach advantage
 
Same reason why he needs PED’s. He is a fraud
 
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