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Why jon jones need a gun?

I don’t. My dad has a small gun collection, but I could never get interested in them.
I see, but i guess your hands are lethal weapons anyway, Sherbro and all.

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I never even think about guns. But if I had a millions dollars I would probably have a gun or two. Not because I'm scared or need protection... Because if I had millions of dollars I would have every toy imaginable.
 
Why wouldn't he have one if he wants one? Nothing wrong with owning firearms
 
If we forget how big a fuckup Jones often tends to be in general terms, one would guess the reasoning is something like what Mir said:

“No question about it, I need them more than you,” the powerfully built, 6-foot-3, 250-pound Mir said to a middle-aged, out-of-shape reporter. “If someone’s coming after me, they’re probably not going to come after me 1-on-1. And they’re probably going to come after me with the intention of doing me harm or doing my family harm.”

The knife/gun/friends/whatever equalizes the field between a professional hand-to-hand fighter and someone seeking to confront them on the street for any reason whatsoever. So carrying equalizes it back, and should likely act as a deterrent to any drunk/drugged up idiot out to start even a fistfight (I think Mir carries open these days, just for that).

Yeah, of course using Mir's thought process on Jones might be like comparing a Porsche to a Talbot Horizon, but still...

Ps. that or just "Yeee-haw!" reasons :D
 
He lives in Meth land and he has beef with one of his old "coaches"
 
Because his eye pokes won’t work on the mean streets of New Mexico
 
Second Amendment yo

shit, in WA my sister said she had to sign a waiver claiming she doesn’t use that sweet, sweet Cheeba even though it’s state legal because it’s still federally illegal if she wanted to pick up the 92x compact I recommended her.

ps my sister would never, never smoke that sweet sweet cheeba. Even if it made her happy, she would deny herself to make happy the oppressive federal government that has no place in state affairs.
 
How are you supposed to run around shooting into the air while driving intoxicated without a gun?
Yeah using your hands is really unsatisfying in situations like that.
 
Why jon jones needs to DWI?
 
wHy dOeS JoN NeEd a gUn?

Why do we need MMA?
Why do we need alcohol?
Why do we need junk food?

You don’t need fucking justification to have something potentially dangerous when we have a right to have it pussy.

With that being said, if someone were to come up on Jon who knows who he is, they’ll probably have a gun given the fact that fighting him isn’t an option. I’d definitely have one if I was a celebrity who thousands of people despise.
 
Because a speeding bullet is faster than a 5 round decision.
 
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