Why is Ranch dressing always better in Restaurants

[Jack Reacheround]

Because they cum in it. And you love it. What does that say about you?

 

[blaseblah]

It'd blow their minds if they ever found out their favorite wing sauce is just a bunch of shit mixed together because its cheaper and more efficient.

Every sauce can be described as "a bunch of shit mixed together"

 

[D3THRONED]

Because they make it from scratch.

What, you think they're throwing "Hidden Valley" shit on your plate?

Actually, yes. While it's made from scratch..it's milk, mayo, and hidden valley ranch mix. I cooked in highschool and literally everywhere just does this.

 

[Bamboozled]

Every sauce can be described as "a bunch of shit mixed together"

No, its like what Kong's said, it's like Red Hot mixed with Garlic and Soysauce or something. Rarely are things made from scratch at normal restaurants. Some do. but very few. Higher end restaurants will.

If its something like Cuban they probably will. But average bar/pub food where most people eat they aren't making every sauce from scratch, they sure as shit aren't making your shitty condiments at the very least.

Unless you're being overly autistic you and need everything to be overly literal you should be able to understand this.

Most of the ingredients are ordered in bulk, but there is plenty of variety. It's like grocery shopping. You can choose to get the breaded wings or you can just choose to buy the chicken and bread it yourself. Depends on the restaurant.