Why Don't Americans Use Bidets?

[hasar]

 

[thebluerider]

i got a yard and hose, bro. no need

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Lady should have shown us how clean her taint is.

 

[Striderxdj]

I think they're neat, and apparently there are attachments for standard toilets for less than 100 bucks... but I'll settle for flushable wet wipes.

 

[GSPOAB]

But I use the bidet to wash my vegetables all the time

 

[sub_thug]

Are you telling me that there are men out there who don't like to play "What did you have for lunch?" with their ladies?

 

[Slippery Kantus]

It can be very refreshing.

 

[Zer]

I'd never use a bidet. I had a droplet of cold toilet water fly into my sphincter once and could've fainted or some shit. It was nasty

 

[drstrangelov]

I saw a guy use one as a water fountain in a movie one time, that shit was hilarious.

 

[thebluerider]

dat jaw tho

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Because we're not a filthy 3rd world country. That's why.

 

[Captain Davis]

I just use the nearest water fountain.

 

[ralphc1]

I'd never use a bidet. I had a droplet of cold toilet water fly into my sphincter once and could've fainted or some shit. It was nasty

Both the water and the air are heated.

http://brondell.com/swash/swash-1000-bidet-seat.html

 

[SammyPops]

too ghey

though I really enjoyed one while in Tuscany.

 

[hasar]

Will Smith doesn't wipe his own butt thanks to his hi-tec Japanese toilet.

The rapper-and-actor is delighted with the new gadgets he and wife Jada Pinkett-Smith have had installed in their home, which not only dispose of bodily waste but also clean the 'user'.

Will raved: "We've installed these toilets from Japan in our new house in Los Angeles.

"They're paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull's eye perfectly. It cleans and then dries you. It is just water and then air."

http://au.askmen.com/celebs/entertainment-news/will-smith/will-smith-japanese-toilet.html

 

[Primitivo]

LGBT community designed bidets to convert manly men into flamboyant newcomers of their believes and life styles. No for Gay Jesus.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Couldn't focus on what she was saying as I kept on looking at her weirdly shaped mouth and teeth

 

[minute bull]

dat jaw tho

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

though I really enjoyed one while in Tuscany.

For how long?

 

[SammyPops]

For how long?

as long as it took to finish of course