Why doesn't Randy Couture get plastic surgery on his Cauliflower Ear?

[mon]

Indirectly they're responsible for his acting "career" so he needs surgery alright..... To enlarge them. Half again the size and no doubt he'll increase his job offers by 25% and revenue by 18%, gaurenteed....

Every fighter acting has the job due to fighting not due to acting ability. The ears are visual proof and the fighting past bring legitimatecy to the part plus free advertising to the movie.

We can easily say the more fucked up the ears the better. Give them ballpoint hammers.

Just surprised the UFC isn't asking for a cut

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I like them. Adds character and just further proves he not a guy to fuck with.

 

[Kristian82]

To a lot of grapplers, cauli ears are a badge of honour. I imagine Randy is one of them.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Probably still trains. It would just come back.

 

[thenorthernmonkey]

it's a tasty and nutritious snack should he ever bump in to iron mike.

 

[accolyte1022]

thats not who Randy is anymore.

Well he is 74.

 

[LikeItIs]

Because he's not a self-conscious bitch?

 

[guard_passer]

Because he's not a self-conscious bitch?

he wears scarfs and golfer's caps in the middle of summer ubiquitously.

 

[Geo_Mac]

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This is generally the accepted reason, he spent all his monies on hipster scarves

 

[datfnguy]

he's retired and in show business now. why does he keep that aborted fetus latched onto the side of his head. he has the money to correct it.
could allow him to play a wider array of roles in film
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He's not a girl.

 

[guard_passer]

He's not a girl.

yea. ur right

 

[LikeItIs]

he wears scarfs and golfer's caps in the middle of summer ubiquitously.

That's high-fashion brother. It's what happens when you start hanging out with the likes of Sylvester Stallone.

 

[Homervanderjaz]

he's retired and in show business now. why does he keep that aborted fetus latched onto the side of his head. he has the money to correct it.
could allow him to play a wider array of roles in film
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Interestingly the more vain MMA fighters have a lot less deformed looking ears... they obviously drain them properly. Even still they don't have normal ears but looks a lot better than this... I think also some fighters must get sick of draining them and just think F*** it once it happens just leave it as it will only happen again.

 

[Leonard Haid]

You know that is funny. Him and I were just talking about that last night. He had mentioned that once you have it you can drain it but it comes back. He said if he ever does a big movie he can drain it for the shoot but it will come back.

No way I'm clicking on that and watching a "massive cauliflower ear drain".

 

[NoSmilez]

Why do surgery when you can buy a scarf....

 

[bully4me]

He's a MAN, Champion and a Fighter.

To him they are a badge of honour. War wounds of years of wrestling and fighting in the cage.

 

[datfnguy]

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yea. ur right

Maybe he SHOULD get plastic surgery on his ears.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

In spite of the stupid writing I think Randy does a good job here.

 

[guard_passer]

He's a MAN, Champion and a Fighter.

To him they are a badge of honour. War wounds of years of wrestling and fighting in the cage.

Im sure 2 UFC belts are enough badges of courage already, and you don't need to carry them everywhere you go.

 

[LukeSkyrocker]

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Hahaha had to log on to hespeck this. Men in scarves..