Why does everyone seem to think it’s funny GSP

[nostradumbass]

I was in college in the mid 2000s kid.

Atheism is not an accomplishment, it is a human beings natural state. An accomplishment would be your parents being able to brainwash you into believing in fairy tales. But you obviously need tall tales to be a good person or feel good about your life go right ahead and keep drinking the koolaid bud.

And yes, If you actually believe that zombie jesus is watching and judging your actions you are as bat shit crazy as a man who smears his poo on the walls thinking he is Pablo Picasso painting a masterpiece.

Lol, you have a really creepy obsession with masturbation. Don't worry, nobody cares about your porn addiction.

Let me help you out.

par•a•ble păr′ə-bəl
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• n.
  A simple story illustrating a moral or religious lesson.
• n.
  A comparison; similitude.
• n.
  Specifically An allegorical relation or representation from which a moral is drawn for instruction; an apologue.

ap•o•logue ăp′ə-lôg″, -lŏg″
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• n.
  A moral fable, especially one having animals or inanimate objects as characters.
• n.
  A story or relation of fictitious events intended to convey useful truths; a moral fable; an allegory.
• n.
  A story or relation of fictitious events, intended to convey some moral truth; a moral fable.

 

[TUFNewb]

Lol, you have a really creepy obsession with masturbation. Don't worry, nobody cares about your porn addiction.

Let me help you out.

You seem to care as you cant stop quoting me. This really does bother you eh? Lol.

I'm sorry you are rustled by the fact that you have as much evidence of the existence of your "god", as GSP has of little grey men invading hotel rooms. Deal with it son.

 

[LikeItIs]

You bitches are trying to hard.

Trolling should be subtle and inviting.

This is just shit. Work on your game Son.

 

[Kinger85]

I don't think you understand the meaning of mentally ill.

 

[nostradumbass]

You seem to care as you cant stop quoting me. This really does bother you eh? Lol.

I'm sorry you are rustled by the fact that you have as much evidence of the existence of your "god", as GSP has of little grey men invading hotel rooms. Deal with it son.

I already said I'm an atheist, I'm just not so triggered by religion that I felt the need to inject it into a thread about GSP's paranoia, and I've quoted your responses to me.

 

[TUFNewb]

I already said I'm an atheist, I'm just not so triggered by religion that I felt the need to inject it into a thread about GSP's paranoia, and I've quoted your responses to me.

Huh? You quoted me responding to ts genius. This all started with a trip down memory lane to your days as a fruity college kid remember? You are the only one triggered here bud.

You are so deeply involved in your cool little internet debates you have forgotten i guess?

 

[TheChosenOne]

Maybe GSP had an experience which to him validates him doing these types of things. Whose to say if Firas and Rogaine had the same experience GSP did they wouldn't be laughing at it.

 

[nostradumbass]

Huh? You quoted me responding to ts genius. This all started with a trip down memory lane to your days as a fruity college kid remember? You are the only one triggered here bud.

You are so deeply involved in your cool little internet debates you have forgotten i guess?

Your post was literally 2 minutes after the thread about GSP was posted, and I've only quoted your responses to me since then. Are you on something?

Glad you've come around and agree that getting triggered by religious people is fruity, and that you still do it at nearly 40.

you cant stop quoting me. This really does bother you eh? Lol.

 

[wartor]

GSP is not in my professional opinion mentally ill. As a Sherdog PHD MD DO that is medically really all you should care about.

 

[Perrichet]

Maybe because of the thread you've made the other day?

..and also because people who want to hide their bashing resort to other ways in order to attach attributes which are seen as negative to the person they want to bash.

Busted

Anderoid nuthuggers are too stupid

 

[I am your real dad]

No knock against GSP, but they don't generally believe aliens have visited us. I certainly believe in some kind of alien life. I'm simply playing the odds. I just don't think we will ever know, because the distances are too great. Inversely, they, if they do exist, don't knows of our existence either. A bummer.


Also, studies show that people who believe in alien abductions are very similar in nature to religious people. They rank high in things like spiritualism. It serves as some kind of secular religion, because traditional religions are no longer believable.

And I don't worship those guys, or anyone else.

You believe in aliens because of pictures and videos made during your life time.

Religious people don't believe in aliens.
If they do they are not very religious and easily misled.

If you believe everything they say and defend their "theorys" then that is worship.

 

[TUFNewb]

Your post was literally 2 minutes after the thread about GSP was posted, and I've only quoted your responses to me since then. Are you on something?

Glad you've come around and agree that getting triggered by religious people is fruity, and that you still do it at nearly 40.

Wow you really are a dumbass aren't you? You should have kept your fruity fingers off your keyboard and ignored my first post if you were going to be such a little bitch about this. But no, you got rustled and tried to be all edgy with your college comment. Next time just keep to yourself and avoid all the embarrassment you fool.

And no, being the only person imagining aliens playing pranks and abducting you is not more logically sound than following the same religious traditions of everyone around you and most of the world. One, while not true in a literal sense, is still socially and spiritually beneficial to surround yourself with people with similar values, the other is a paranoid delusion that causes you t set booby traps for aliens you think are breaking into your apartment. Not sure why your main takeaway from religious people was masturbation habits.

Bwahahahahah look at this arrogant idiot trying to get into a philosophical debate in an mma thread. What a sad little loser... soooo absolutely pathetic how hard you were trying in that post. Go to the war room and thump your bible in there, I don't give a fuck.

 

[Lemmy Caution]

You believe in aliens because of pictures and videos made during your life time.

Religious people don't believe in aliens.
If they do they are not very religious and easily misled.

If you believe everything they say and defend their "theorys" then that is worship.

I believe in alien life forms because we exist. Since we exist, it's logical that life forms have emerged elsewhere. It's less than a century since we discovered that the Universe is bigger than our galaxy. Before that, I probably wouldn't have believed that. I will change my beliefs when given new information. But as said, I don't believe we will ever know. If there is life somewhere in our nearest galaxy, Andromeda, we will never know. And there are between 100 and 200 billion galaxies.

I think it's the height of narcissism to think we are the only life in the Universe.

The exact opposite position of mine is that of European Christians who found people living in the Americas problematic. Because of Christianity. One explanation they came up with was that the American natives were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

I didn't say what religious people believe in. I said people who believe in alien abductions have many things in common with those who are religious.

Religious people are already misled.

A scientific theory is the highest proof that we have. It means that the hypothesis has been tested and withstood. The only ones obsessed with worship are you religious people. I guess, if you want to call me a worshiper of facts, then you can.

 

[I am your real dad]

I believe in alien life forms because we exist. Since we exist, it's logical that life forms have emerged elsewhere. It's less than a century since we discovered that the Universe is bigger than our galaxy. Before that, I probably wouldn't have believed that. I will change my beliefs when given new information. But as said, I don't believe we will ever know. If there is life somewhere in our nearest galaxy, Andromeda, we will never know. And there are between 100 and 200 billion galaxies.

I think it's the height of narcissism to think we are the only life in the Universe.

The exact opposite position of mine is that of European Christians who found people living in the Americas problematic. Because of Christianity. One explanation they came up with was that the American natives were one of the lost tribes of Israel.

I didn't say what religious people believe in. I said people who believe in alien abductions have many things in common with those who are religious.

Religious people are already misled.

A scientific theory is the highest proof that we have. It means that the hypothesis has been tested and withstood. The only ones obsessed with worship are you religious people. I guess, if you want to call me a worshiper of facts, then you can.

Who told you there were 100 billion galaxies? And you actually believe that? How many have you been to?


Christians don't believe Native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel. Who told this nonsense?
If you are interested in one Christians believe there is a book that can tell you all about it.

So a scientific "theory" that some person made up is "fact" now? You might need to look up the definition of the word theory.

Theorys are not facts. They are make believe answers for things people don't understand.

I am all for trying to explain things we don't understand. But I take theorys for what they are.

 

[JustBleed69]

is clearly mentally ill? He thinks aliens are stealing his memories. Firas, on rogan, discusses rooming with him and GSP placing a foam roller underneath the door. Why? Because if it was moved GSP would know aliens had broken in. Him and Rogan had a good laugh about it.

But, that’s not funny. That’s someone suffering from what seems like pretty severe mental illness. Why doesn’t anyone discuss this? Why isn’t anyone concerned about GSP’s mental well-being?

Aliens are real dude

 

[chuckleknuckle]

is clearly mentally ill? He thinks aliens are stealing his memories. Firas, on rogan, discusses rooming with him and GSP placing a foam roller underneath the door. Why? Because if it was moved GSP would know aliens had broken in. Him and Rogan had a good laugh about it.

But, that’s not funny. That’s someone suffering from what seems like pretty severe mental illness. Why doesn’t anyone discuss this? Why isn’t anyone concerned about GSP’s mental well-being?

Stephen Hawking believed in the statistical probability of alien life forms.

So do retards.

You can reach the same conclusion whether mentally ill or very clever.

 

[Rayban]

He's always been open about using therapists and psychologists and seems very happy with his life. Why do you even care whether people find his behavior funny.

 

[Local Plata]

Substantially.

Incorrect. At least life elsewhere in the universe is actually plausible.

 

[Aaaay1hotsauce]

Stephen Hawking believed in the statistical probability of alien life forms.

So do retards.

You can reach the same conclusion whether mentally ill or very clever.

It’s not about believing in aliens. It’s about believing aliens are stealing your memories and doing this to catch them in the act. If he didn’t seem so incredibly normal, that behavior alone would make me think paranoid schizophrenic.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

It’s not about believing in aliens. It’s about believing aliens are stealing your memories and doing this to catch them in the act. If he didn’t seem so incredibly normal, that behavior alone would make me think paranoid schizophrenic.

You sound like an alien disinformation agent, trying to discredit gsp and blame it on mental illness. Im on to you