Why do Rednecks love dirt and mud?

[FierceRedBelt]

Has nothing to do with any of that. They smell your thirst and desperation and their pussies dry up. I know a 5'3 Indian manlet married to a white ex Suicide Girl model. You think he whined about his height?

No, he's not rich either.

Oh well, I'm happy for him.

I don't even try so I'm not sure how I could possibly come off as thirsty.

 

[IIIIIIII]

that's pretty common for most, "blue collar" folks, regardless of what country they come from. "white collar" go to poetry recitals and wine tastings. it's more about class, than it is about country.

 

[TidWell]

 

[tru3f4n]

it's what unionized coal miners was called back in the day I highly doubt any of them would enjoy seeing what a "redneck" is now.

 

[eighterumg5]

I've lived the lifestyle and hung and those people. It can be fun to play in the mud especially on 4-wheelers

plus some of the bitches are hot

 

[Problem Child]

In the US , we choose to play in the mud for recreation. In countries like Brazil, they have to live in huts made of it.

 

[buffpants22]

As Southern person who knows so many rednecks female and male. Its the inbreeding honestly. Shiny keys and the like easily entertain the simple minded.

 

[eighterumg5]

There are no need for insults.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Im not American (but Im a little redneckish) and today is the 1st clear day of my R&R after several days of rain, so I'm loading up the 4×4 and motorbike and heading bush with the kid and a Mrs, theres going to be mud and slop everywhere.

 

[Lawless People]

They think it will stop their dads and uncles from fucking them

Gives a deep meaning to "if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood"

To answer the titular question: because it is brown and sloppy like Ray Charles in a gender neutral group bathroom.

Im not American.

 

[Pugilistic]

I think this is how Europeans picture Americans to be like 24/7

 

[90 50]

I think this is how Europeans picture Americans to be like 24/7

Hell yes we are <45>

 

[Sir Galahad]

Who cares!? WHO CARES!? It could be the difference between getting a little prostate tickle or an inguinal hernia.

Yeehaw.

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[franklinstower]

These kind of people have every right to do and live how they want. I will say that I have had to spend time with a fair number of them in my life and i absolutely hate it. There is literally NO depth of conversation ever-- its just beer and bragging and acting tough and trying to conquer things. It is the emptiest feeling I ever get being stuck for a weekend with them.

This happened many times because my wife's family has a bunch of them in it. They are good enough people though.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Mudding is for pigs..

 

[BEER]

I mean, have you ever taken an ATV in the mud? It's a ton of fun. I am far from a redneck and I have a lot of redneck family. I grew up in the city, and the first time I hung out with country boys was because a good friend of mine at the time was dating a guy who lived in the middle of nowhere.

We started a band together and played shows. But being based out of that one-stop-light town, outside of playing music, there was beer, drugs, and ATVs. Taking an ATV out in a muddy field after a good rain, drunk and high, fuck that's fun.

Reckless. Dangerous. But super fun.

I'm sure it's a ton of fun to take a truck out doing the same kind of shit. A million times better than suburban dads jacking up trucks that will never see grass, let alone mud or terrain.

 

[I am your real dad]

Because it’s plentiful in the communities in which they live and don’t work

They all work.
Those vehicles are not cheap.
The tires alone are outrageously expensive.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Would rather live in the south tbh.

 

[aldeniro78]

I've lived in the South my whole life and don't understand it, either.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Rednecks like mud
Rednecks say "squeal like a pig"
Pigs like mud

It's been a while since I've had to do Geometric proofs but there you go