No Spoilers Why aren't you a magician?

[Sobek]

He looks like he is wearing David Byrne's oversized suit too

 

[sleepwalk]

Because I'm a paladin and my DM is hesitant to let us multi-class.

 

[Berserker13]

Where is this magic you speak of?

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

its actually super hard to do real magic

 

[Batjester]

I can cut a woman in half...