No Spoilers Why aren't you a magician?

[Berserker13]

 

[ChosenOne]

Because we know what they do to those who play in the dark arts around here...

 

[Legumes]

Those aren't magic tricks, they are blowjobs.

Maybe he's confused because the line "now you see it, now you don't" can work with either of those.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

I can't even shuffle a deck of cards well.

 

[William Huggins]

I'd prefer to be magical......

 

[William Huggins]

I can't even shuffle a deck of cards well.

Me neither.......

 

[AstralPanda]

Because i want to be neenja

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I tried to become a magician. But they wouldn’t let me because I wasn’t a big enough loser.

 

[evergreenrider]

You know a vast majority of known magicians share a trait other than magic yeah?

 

[Crazy Source]

Those aren't magic tricks, they are blowjobs.

Or squats.

 

[AstralPanda]

I feel like being a magician would help low key if you're trying to pull girls

Even without the magic part, I feel like they know how to capture attention n shit

 

[squeezewax]

 

[squeezewax]

 

[Berserker13]

You know a vast majority of known magicians share a trait other than magic yeah?

Scam artists?

 

[Berserker13]

 

[Streeter]

I missed the train I thought it was 9 1/4. Not 9 3/4.

 

[Hotora86]

I can do one trick well enough to fool kids under 10.
Fooled an adult once as well, felt amazing.
Anyone with kids - I do recommends learning a trick or two, great when you need to focus their attention.

 

[Berserker13]

 

[Sobek]

 

[Phlog]

I always thought magic was for me without game. And I'm really tall and handsome so it never seemed necessary.