Who's the ugliest famous male singer that sings love songs?

A good voice matters more than a good face. Time and time again I see this theory validated IRL. Obviously, it won't work on Tinder or any other online environment that rely on photos. It can only work its magic through interpersonal real life interactions.

Every time you see a hot girl with an ugly guy (who isn't wealthy) and seem puzzled - listen to his voice and you will understand.
 
Lewis Capaldi looks like leather face
I don’t even know who that guy is other than a character in Yesterday. That was a good movie, BTW.

Yeah I enjoyed that movie.

I was shocked when I saw how big Ed Sheeran is now, his latest tour was the biggest of all time, $800million gross and 9 million attendees over the full tour.

Averaging 35k people a show, madness.

Rest of the top 5 is U2, Guns N Roses, Rolling Stones and Coldplay.
 
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although he banged hot ass chicks with a burnt leather scar face.
 
If you recall Milli Vanilli, they were two pretty boys who lip synced and were exposed. The real singer of their songs was not a handsome guy by any means so both Milli and the real singer faded into oblivion.

I was recently listening to Bruno Mars and the thought came to me of how nowadays you have less then the sexiest men singing romantic ballads.

I don't listen to Ed Sheeran but does he sing sappy love songs? If so, he gets my vote.

Phil Collins takes the cake

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Good one. I forgot he sang one love song I would anything for love but I won't do that. Which is I assume give up donuts.

He was asked at a game once what 'that' was, he said "take a bath in public".
 
Shane McGowan (singer for the Pogues) has this one in the bag.

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If we’re going to call Tiny Tim a singer of love songs, and I guess he had some, then this has to be the answer. That’s one ugly son of a bitch, by any definition. Despite his popularity, I doubt he was wading in pussy to any real degree, even compared to others mentioned in this thread.
 
If we’re going to call Tiny Tim a singer of love songs, and I guess he had some, then this has to be the answer. That’s one ugly son of a bitch, by any definition. Despite his popularity, I doubt he was wading in pussy to any real degree, even compared to others mentioned in this thread.

Apparently he was a male prostitute whe went down on girls for hours at a time
 
okay. when i read the thread title i immediately thought *ed shereen. dude looks like a ginger ogre.

but then i scrolled through this thread and goddamn . . . who let these dudes outta the house and onto a stage lol.
 
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Apparently he was a male prostitute whe went down on girls for hours at a time
No shit? Hey, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not up on my Tiny Tim trivia (I’m okay with that BTW). If he was a male prostitute, then I certainly stand corrected. Lol
 
Well we know it’s a guy from the UK.

I say Lewis Capaldi. He’s so ugly he almost got kicked out of the Grammys because they thought he was a hobo.
 
okay. when i read the thread title i immediately thought harry styles. dude looks like a ginger ogre.

but then i scrolled through this thread and goddamn . . . who let these dudes outta the house and onto a stage lol.
Your first thought was a guy from a boyband? Boybands are one of the few instances where a popular male musical artist generally needs to look "cute", just look at the examples here lol

Rockstars, rappers, even pop singers there are a lot of guys that look like shoes. But they make it work somehow lol
 
How has this thread made it two pages without someone mentioning Mick Jagger? Ugliest mofo in rock n roll.

Special mention to Steven Tyler.
 
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