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1. Goat boy
Strengths - A small minority think he's funny, has broad knowledge of 80's culture.
Weaknesses - Was a one-trick pony, gimmick got old fast.
2. The Greek God Pan
Strengths - Invented the pan flute, pretty good at playing it, invented "panic" by yelling really loud, is known for getting laid constantly with goddesses and nymphs. Is the god of theatrical criticism, so basically was the dragonlord of his day.
Weaknesses - although he screwed a lot of nymphs and goddesses, he also screwed goats
3. Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Strengths - Can also play the pan flute, was brave enough to disobey the evil witch
Weaknesses - Got turned into stone by evil witch and had to be saved by kids and lion
4. Capricorn
Strengths - Can act just like a goat, but underwater.
Weaknesses - a swimming goat is not good for much, except for some kind of goat sushi mix.
5. Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr
Strengths - strong enough to pull Thor's chariot, could be eaten and brought back to life
Weaknesses - if their bones were broken while being eaten, they would still be broken after they were resurrected. Also, their whole life basically was pull cart, get eaten, get resurrected, pull cart again... every day.
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6. Gavle goat
Strengths - Is huge, represents Christmas
Weaknesses - gets burned down almost every year. They put fences around it and other security measures, yet some drunk kids think it's funny to burn it down every year anyway.
7. Satan
Strengths - Rules over an entire domain, pretty good at tricking people
Weaknesses - That domain is a shithole. Also, only has 1 competitor and pretty much loses in every way. Not strong enough to end abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein.
Strengths - A small minority think he's funny, has broad knowledge of 80's culture.
Weaknesses - Was a one-trick pony, gimmick got old fast.
2. The Greek God Pan
Strengths - Invented the pan flute, pretty good at playing it, invented "panic" by yelling really loud, is known for getting laid constantly with goddesses and nymphs. Is the god of theatrical criticism, so basically was the dragonlord of his day.
Weaknesses - although he screwed a lot of nymphs and goddesses, he also screwed goats
3. Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Strengths - Can also play the pan flute, was brave enough to disobey the evil witch
Weaknesses - Got turned into stone by evil witch and had to be saved by kids and lion
4. Capricorn
Strengths - Can act just like a goat, but underwater.
Weaknesses - a swimming goat is not good for much, except for some kind of goat sushi mix.
5. Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr
Strengths - strong enough to pull Thor's chariot, could be eaten and brought back to life
Weaknesses - if their bones were broken while being eaten, they would still be broken after they were resurrected. Also, their whole life basically was pull cart, get eaten, get resurrected, pull cart again... every day.
6. Gavle goat
Strengths - Is huge, represents Christmas
Weaknesses - gets burned down almost every year. They put fences around it and other security measures, yet some drunk kids think it's funny to burn it down every year anyway.
7. Satan
Strengths - Rules over an entire domain, pretty good at tricking people
Weaknesses - That domain is a shithole. Also, only has 1 competitor and pretty much loses in every way. Not strong enough to end abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein.
