Who's the Alpha Male of MMA?

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  1. dfoster

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    The main man, the guy men want to be and women want to be with. Before, it was Randy. He was the epitome of the main man: well spoken, intelligent, calm, charismatic, masculine champion. We don't have one now.

    This guy would have to be a champ or at least very close to the top. Here are some candidates:

    Rampage: not at the top anymore, charismatic and masculine, but a little short on intelligence and manner.

    JDS: too childlike, easily affected as we're finding out with Overeem.

    Cain: solid, but no personality. Can't even carry a normal interview.

    Jones: a little feminine and petty, proud of being a snitch, fake integrity, inauthentic, afraid to get hit, afraid to take fights. Definitely not alpha.

    Rashad: everything checks out but a little too petty.

    Anderson: same as Jones, a little on the feminine side. Wears pink. Too much of a drama queen. Thin skinned, easily offended. Doesn't like to take risks.

    Vitor: not top anymore, have folded under pressure.

    GSP: too much of a nerdy, nice guy aura. Lack killer instinct. Doesn't like conflicts. Likes dinosaurs. Afraid of aliens. Takes up ballet. Questionable sexuality(?)

    Henderson: pretty much unknown.

    Your takes?
     
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    My take is this thread is gay.
     
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    Condit!
     
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    Condit is pretty close!
     
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    Are you shitting me?
     
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    This is the alpha thread of lameness...
     
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    more alpha than most current UFC champs, lol
     
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    Hunt is not top, though
     
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    This x 100
     
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    Nope.
    If the criteria is "well spoken, intelligent, calm, charismatic, masculine champion",then why not Barnett.
     
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    I would say Hendo. That ***** is pretty Alpha.

    Just read your criteria, am now thinking of someone who matches this description.
     
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    OK, but he got owned pretty badly and he got caught
     
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    The answer is clearly Chael P Sonnen.
     

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