Whos got the fastest hands on here?

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I have teh fast hands, though most people call them "hurtin' bombs"

 

[Intermission]

hahaha coming from you, the 3-seconds-in-the-dark-ghostbuster-wonder

Im not the one critiquing Stoic. He's better than me

 

[tigersmoosh]

k I just counted and I'm at 25 punches in 4 seconds = 6.25 punches per second on the heavy bag

beat that, death's head.

 

[Trabaho]

I´m the best boxer in the sherdog baby, I´m the best boxer. - hint on the Max Holloway scene

Honestly is there a single person on sherdog who actually can box besides me ?

I didn´t see them yet.

You guys are funny with your videos.

 

[tigersmoosh]

I´m the best boxer in the sherdog baby, I´m the best boxer. - hint on the Max Holloway scene

Honestly is there a single person on sherdog who actually can box besides me ?

I didn´t see them yet.

You guys are funny with your videos.

I can potentially throw 1125 strong punches in one 3 minute round which could technically destroy you a million times over

 

[Trabaho]

I can potentially throw 1125 strong punches in one 3 minute round which could technically destroy you a million times over

Training video ?

What is your experience level ?

How big are you ?


But good job on your avi it's funny

Thus far I gauged you as a starter into fight training but who is tough and likes to brawl. And also you come of as black or latino. And sort of from a tougher neighbourhood.

Did I gauge you well ?

However I'm legit and sure I would nuke you. As in outbox you 5 rounds in a row. 9 to 1 hit ratio

And you're probably smaller than me

 

[Deaths Head]

Read this bullshit below.

This is just from THIS ONE THREAD.

We have dozens of these threads. He talks about being a gangster, beating Shaq in an armwrestling contest when he weighed 155lbs, bareknuckle champion with tons of fights, lifting weight he can never replicate on video, etc.

These posts ooze manlet insecurity, lies, and mental illness:








"Trained eye" from some who has admitted to being SELF TAUGHT.

"Backhands"? LOL. You mean a "cross"?

Most of what you stated about me is true ,your just an untalented guy who posts on here and actually gets as much right as you do wrong so ?

You’d get stomped out badly here and you’d make a big mistake one you can’t fathom but put the money I asked up and we’ll get this going ?



Your a real tough guy but when it comes to losing money you won’t do it you’d rather have me travel nearly 10 hours away when you said you’d come see me and now have a change of heart why that ? Shit I’d fight you tomorrow and wipe the concrete with you even in the state I’m in it’s a no brainer with somebody who lacks brains . The chances of you don’t anything to me is like 10% even after I pummel you . Lol

 

[Stoic1]

Most of what you stated about me is true ,your just an untalented guy who posts on here and actually gets as much right as you do wrong so ?

You’d get stomped out badly here and you’d make a big mistake one you can’t fathom but put the money I asked up and we’ll get this going ?



Your a real tough guy but when it comes to losing money you won’t do it you’d rather have me travel nearly 10 hours away when you said you’d come see me and now have a change of heart why that ? Shit I’d fight you tomorrow and wipe the concrete with you even in the state I’m in it’s a no brainer with somebody who lacks brains . The chances of you don’t anything to me is like 10% even after I pummel you . Lol

That's just great.

Now if you could just dip into your DM's and confirm one of the locations that I have suggested we could get this going. Or have your "manager" contact me for coordination.

Until then, Duck Head.

 

[Deaths Head]

That's just great.

Now if you could just dip into your DM's and confirm one of the locations that I have suggested we could get this going. Or have your "manager" contact me for coordination.

Until then, Duck Head.

You declined to put up money so thst nulliirs any fight , you claiming I need to be a pro to do it is laughable I’ve been fighting bare knuckle all my life so ? This guy talks a good game and he even posted my accomplishment unwittingly fir everyone to see ? Not a high IQ at all….

My skills far exceed yours so either stop talking or come see me do t talk tough on here back it up .

Come see me like you said you would I’m in NY so what ? Duck what I’d take your head clear off your shoulders…lol

 

[Fug]

You declined to put up money so thst nulliirs any fight , you claiming I need to be a pro to do it is laughable I’ve been fighting bare knuckle all my life so ? This guy talks a good game and he even posted my accomplishment unwittingly fir everyone to see ? Not a high IQ at all….

My skills far exceed yours so either stop talking or come see me do t talk tough on here back it up .

Come see me like you said you would I’m in NY so what ? Duck what I’d take your head clear off your shoulders…lol

Why does money have to be involved? Just fight

 

[Deaths Head]

Why does money have to be involved? Just fight

Yea so stop being a bitch and fight me ?

I dare you ……..

I’ll fight you fir free come see me like said ?

 

[Fug]

Yea so stop being a bitch and fight me ?

I dare you ……..

I’ll fight you fir free come see me like said ?

I was trying to enjoy the show but ok, I will fight you.

 

[Stoic1]

You declined to put up money so thst nulliirs any fight , you claiming I need to be a pro to do it is laughable I’ve been fighting bare knuckle all my life so ? This guy talks a good game and he even posted my accomplishment unwittingly fir everyone to see ? Not a high IQ at all….

My skills far exceed yours so either stop talking or come see me do t talk tough on here back it up .

Come see me like you said you would I’m in NY so what ? Duck what I’d take your head clear off your shoulders…lol

Punking out already?

I've never agreed to money from the start. Just video rights. You added that in some arbitrary bullshit. Same as you wanting to "meet up" first. You just keep adding more layers of bullshit.

Where the fuck did I claim you need to be a pro?

You claimed that fighting for money will make the fight "legit" in the eyes of the law. I specifically pointed out how wrong that was. As unlicensed fights even for money are illegal.

All these bareknuckle fights your whole life with absolutely no video footage. LOL. Get fucking real.

Get in those DMs and confirm the location. Or have your mysterious "manager" do it. Or have one of your "guys who are in the fight game" do it because you are clearly a chickenshit.

 

[Trabaho]

Get in those DMs and confirm the location. Or have your mysterious "manager" do it. Or have one of your "guys who are in the fight game" do it because you are clearly a chickenshit.

meet up with a stranger somewhere ? Doesn´t sound safe

 

[Stoic1]

meet up with a stranger somewhere ? Doesn´t sound safe

Neither does 2 adults fighting over posts on the internet but here we are.



BTW, still looking for someone in NY to film. Be part of history! Send a DM.

 

[Trabaho]

so you and him looked at me wrong. What´s up with that ? I need a apology before something bad happens

 

[TheMaster]

When I was a kid I saved up my money ordered this guy's book and video. The video is different from the one below, he was younger, but pretty much the same techniques.

I practiced them a lot and got at least as fast as he was. But then UFC 1 happened

Lmao at "but then UFC 1 happened". So then you saw the Gracies bring in a bunch of hobbyist Karatekas who didnt have a wrestling or grappling background get taken down, and your world changed.


So basically you were a tool and you became a bigger tool, this time buying into the Gracie hype.


Every idiot and his dog has known since the 18th century you needed striking and grappling combined. Its only some big revelation to people who watched boxing only or exclusively Kung-fu Fu movies.

My hands were fast though. Not effective, but fast.

Good for you. Actually he looks solid with his strikes, against an untrained or low skilled person he will hurt them bare knuckle. If you developed fast strikes but no power your training was just bad.

 

[TheMaster]

1) I can see it. And I know you have a history of speeding up your videos. Example: Your youtube page speedbag video.

2) "You're" is the contraction you are looking for when calling someone "you are a slow idiot" or "you are the dad type".

3) You're 51? Well, I'm 53 (not a decade younger) and look a damn sight better than you, Uncle Creepy.

I do Kickboxing with a friend who teaches my kid,
I do Boxing with a Hungarian champ Jozsef Szasz,
I do BJJ (rarely but sometimes) at Scott Devine's who teaches my kid.

What the fuck do you do, champ? You are admittedly "self taught". With zero fight footage. ZERO FIGHT FOOTAGE.

Your best footage is hitting some rocks, a heavy bag where you stand flat with incorrectly wrapped hands and an unsecured glove overlaying a fucking doom soundtrack trying to sound scary. You post selfies hiding your skinny little neck trying to look tough.



4) You claim to be operating at "high levels". Which is comedy in itself. What fucking "high levels"? talking shit while high on a message board? We have a few videos of you punching rocks (BTW, no professional or serious boxers use this method - it is stupid. Much like lifting weights through partial ranges of motion by cheating with body weight using an incredibly cringe amount of duct tape).

I've posted fight footage of over 20 years including MMA, Judo, Jiu Jitsu, Submission Fighting, Army Combatives, etc. I've posted lots of RECENT training footage

I've laid down a challenge and after months you refuse to confirm a location or date. You make vague references to a mysterious "manager" who is going to arrange this. Or your boys who are in the "fight game" who are gonna figure out who I am. You've put conditions that you want to "meet up first", want $1k to fight, and injuries are preventing you from "pound me to oblivion"

You keep talkin' but you don't do much confirmation on dates and locations I keep presenting.

You're a liar. You're a chump. You're a wannabe gangster. You're a wannabe boxer. A fuckin Frank Dux nutsucker~

BTW - anybody live in NY/NYC wanna video this?

This is what we like to see. Two guys in their 50's arguing like teenagers and setting up a challenge match.
True Sherdoggers - stay forever young guys

 

[noc]

Lmao at "but then UFC 1 happened". So then you saw the Gracies bring in a bunch of hobbyist Karatekas who didnt have a wrestling or grappling background get taken down, and your world changed.


So basically you were a tool and you became a bigger tool, this time buying into the Gracie hype.


Every idiot and his dog has known since the 18th century you needed striking and grappling combined. Its only some big revelation to people who watched boxing only or exclusively Kung-fu Fu movies.




Good for you. Actually he looks solid with his strikes, against an untrained or low skilled person he will hurt them bare knuckle. If you developed fast strikes but no power your training was just bad.

? Those guys in UFC 1 were all champions, and heavyweights most of them

 

[Fedorgasm]

Lmao at "but then UFC 1 happened". So then you saw the Gracies bring in a bunch of hobbyist Karatekas who didnt have a wrestling or grappling background get taken down, and your world changed.


So basically you were a tool and you became a bigger tool, this time buying into the Gracie hype.


Every idiot and his dog has known since the 18th century you needed striking and grappling combined. Its only some big revelation to people who watched boxing only or exclusively Kung-fu Fu movies.

I was a kid, so yeah I believed there were "secret" martial arts techniques that would make me invincible.

And UFC 1 didn't make me a Gracie fanboy, but it started me down the path of questioning the effectiveness of the stuff I was learning. And over the next year or two, mcdojos were pretty much exposed.