I had a scare once. I set up a doctor's appointment and was really nervous.I was convinced i had testicular cancer at that age.
My health teacher actually had a testicular cancer bean bag-style prop handy (i didn't know this existed), and when i confessed my concern in class she gave it to me to fondle.
It became evident that i didn't have testicular cancer.
I had a scare once. I set up a doctor's appointment and was really nervous.
Turns out I was alright and I basically paid a hot, blonde, married nurse to fondle my balls for a few minutes.
Every testicular cancer scare should have such a happy ending.
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Chilling at Bellator 155 last Friday with my boy Tyler "Hulk Hands" Freeland.
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Here I am with some random Chinese waiter in San Francisco's Chinatown.
I could barely understand him and he kept giving me the lolz. No idea why he decided to gimme a hug.
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You look like a lesbian here.Here I am with some random Chinese waiter in San Francisco's Chinatown.
I could barely understand him and he kept giving me the lolz. No idea why he decided to gimme a hug.
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I am one.You look like a lesbian here.
Hugo Strange up in here.Cheese got some new spectales
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Hugo Strange up in here.
I posted in here a while back and then honestly forgot this thread existed. Looking around now, I see that my SMD brother @Flemmy Stardust posted a bunch of pictures of his sexy self, our fellow SMDers @HenryFlower and @HUNTERMANIA have repped their mugs, and even some of my mod brethren have been brave enough to post their pics. With respect to the bravery of those who went before, here's my contribution:
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This picture was taken at a conference last year (I hate having my picture taken, but a girl at the conference took this one without me noticing she was taking it until the second before, which, as you can see, was still enough time for my "Are you serious?" face to register). It was a three-day conference, which means this picture was taken on one of the three days of the year that I wasn't wearing a) a sweatshirt, b) a T-shirt, or c) a sleeveless shirt, so you get the rare treat of seeing fancy Bullitt. You're welcome, Sherdog.