Who Has Terrible Accents?

Indian accents are no big deal to me. I used to work the door with this British guy who was 6'5'' and acted very seriously. But he couldn't hear a guy from India talk without wanting to burst out in laughter. I'd see one of them approaching the door. then I'd come out by John and wait. As soon as the Indian guy got there I would act like a crazy person and start kicking John in the back of his boot beaming my spiraling eyeballs at his bald head. I always screwed up his gimmick and, if the Indian guy didn't come in, it was probably more because of crazy ole me. I was just having fun trying to kill an 8 hour shift.
 
Liverpudlian is THE worst, especially from a woman.

Husband and I met a Sherbro and his friends for a beer a few years ago and I can forgive them because they were all awesome but it really grates.
 
Toronto mans accent is one of the most diabolical accents ever. It's like Jamaican/ Canadian/ hood rat
 
Caesar_Of_Uranus said:
Texas accents are normal to me but Chinese guys with Texas accents is Kung-Fu Theater and I'd prefer if they communicated with me using subtitles speaking how Jesus intended those people to talk.

I was in Mexico on a bus tour. Bus broke down. I said to my wife, "I hope they fix this piece of shit before we get our organs harvested down here." All the sudden a very well dressed Chinese guy is standing in front of me. Then his mouth opens and a thick South African accent comes out. Now this is too much and I want to go back to America right now. I likes jokes but not these kinda pranks.
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like a boer die hard 2 accent or a desmond tutu accent
 
fingercuffs said:
Liverpudlian is THE worst, especially from a woman.

Husband and I met a Sherbro and his friends for a beer a few years ago and I can forgive them because they were all awesome but it really grates.
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i have a man city ball cap that has two tags inside, one says 'made in vietnam' and the other says 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
 
If the Philly accent is really as bad as everyone makes it out to be, I say that. I can't hear it though.

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I wonder how American accented Spanish sounds to a native Spanish speaker. In my past Spanish classes, it was cringey to hear how badly my classmates, people who grew up in the US, butchered Spanish.

We Americans laugh and make fun of accents from other countries, but other countries must laugh at how many Americans suck at speaking their languages.

Still, to me, a California or Mid Atlantic accent sounds unaccented to me. That seems like the standard accent the national news anchors tend to speak. There are a lot of terrible accents that sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.
 
In Serbo Croatian - Sandžak got awful accents.

In German - Sachsen. Swiss also sounds funny. Austrian sounds good.

In English - I've grown to like UK accents. Ausies sound good too. Perhaps Jamaicans sound weird. Actually Jamaican doesn't sound bad it's just modified english.

Sandžak and Montenegro got the worst accents by far. But maybe 1% of Sherdog can identify that. They literaly taaaaaalk likeeeee thiiis.

Indian accents sound good.
 
BoogerDawson said:
I wonder how American accented Spanish sounds to a native Spanish speaker. In my past Spanish classes, it was cringey to hear how badly my classmates, people who grew up in the US, butchered Spanish.

We Americans laugh and make fun of accents from other countries, but other countries must laugh at how many Americans suck at speaking their languages.

Still, to me, a California or Mid Atlantic accent sounds unaccented to me. That seems like the standard accent the national news anchors tend to speak. There are a lot of terrible accents that sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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Yeah Americans speaking German and try harding is funny. Well they got the typical American sound all of them and they always talk stiff with minor mistakes. And you can tell they are proud and focused when they speak German. Just speak english to me.
 
Tagalog is the ugliest language I’ve ever heard and hearing Filipino people speak English with a thick accent is nails on a chalkboard to me. French Canadian absolutely stinks too. I’ve sure there are others but these two I hear on a regular basis. Indian just sounds hilarious to me, so no hate. But has to be straight from India and not some Surrey Jack.
 
english? the south african version (its just a shitty sounding version of english to me)
german? austrian bauer deutsch (from Upper Austria, its a mumbling, lazy, version of german that grates against my ears)
 
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