White House fight card - what’s your lineup look like?

[TimeToTrain]

Would be nice to have U.S.A. versus the world, wearing the countries flags on their custom shorts

HW: Jones vs Aspinall
LHW: Reyes vs Jiri rematch
MW: Strickland vs Imavov
WW: Sean Brady vs Kumaru who claims to be more on Nigeria’s side
LW: DP vs Topuria (if DP beats Max and takes 1 more fight)
FW: Josh Emmett vs Yair
BW: Sean O Malley vs Umar
Flyweight: Tim Elliott vs Tatsuro

WMMA:
BW: Kayla vs Nunes
FW: Blanchfield vs Grasso
SW: Suarez vs Yan Xiaonan

 

[Luthien]

Shogun for the LHW belt, with the champ crippled by a crowbar

 

[Shaolin Alan]

White, blonde, blue eyed "conservative" fighters, vs Latino fighters from at least 1 weight class below and on losing streaks. Losers are escorted off of the premises by ICE. Melania serves as surprise guest ring girl

*This farce is never happening and if it did, it'll be an exclusive event for top donors, favorable celebs & political sycophants (just like I said from day one)

 

[Marko Polo]

Main: McGregor v Topuria
Co-main: Aspinall v Ngannou
3rd match up: Jones v Ankalaev
2nd match up: Poatan v DDP
1st match up: Paddy v Arman

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

obama vs osama

 

[Fedorgasm]

Jones and Conor vs the Secret Service

 

[93confirmed]

Jones/Tom, Conor/Chandler, Islam/Topuria, Kayla/Nunes, Kevin Holland/anyone.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Not sure about the fights, but it has to start with a performance of the national anthem (complete with fighter jet flyover and red, white, and blue fireworks), have a mid card intermission for the 1812 Overture (with cannons), and have a dramatic military story reenactment by Gary Sinise.

 

[joy2day]

obama vs osama

I thought they were the same guy?

 

[joy2day]

There should be a gun duel like in the old American times- think Aaron Burr. That would be patriotic.

 

[JoeRowe]

Ask me again in January, way too far away right away

 

[CasualBot]

Epstein's ring girl list

 

[Blastbeat]

Trump vs Biden, loser goes to a retirement home, winner also goes to a retirement home.

AOC vs Candace Owens, openweight. talking not allowed during this fight; the audience will thank me later.

Mike Pence vs Tim Walz in the battle of "why the fuck was this dude ever considered for VP"

Kamala Harris vs Hillary Clinton, if Kamala wins she will be enshrined for all time for getting rid of Hillary and we'll stop making fun of her for claiming to like Tupac in college. if Hillary wins, the world weeps.

JD Vance of 2025 vs JD Vance of 2016. make the guy fight his past, more principled self.

Pete Buttigeig vs Ted Cruz because it would be funny seeing Cruz knocked out cold by a gay dude.

Tucker Carlson vs Rachael Maddow to see who really is the sassiest lesbian out there.

Chris Christie vs a diet and exercise regimen.

John Stewart vs Seth Meyers to determine which aging liberal celebrity will get to moralize and browbeat people on their mediocre shows for canned laughter.

Bill Mahar vs his own ego. hard to pick a winner here.


book it Dana!

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Trump vs musk winner takes all.

 

[j18lee]

Trump vs Biden, loser goes to a retirement home, winner also goes to a retirement home.

AOC vs Candace Owens, openweight. talking not allowed during this fight; the audience will thank me later.

Mike Pence vs Tim Walz in the battle of "why the fuck was this dude ever considered for VP"

Kamala Harris vs Hillary Clinton, if Kamala wins she will be enshrined for all time for getting rid of Hillary and we'll stop making fun of her for claiming to like Tupac in college. if Hillary wins, the world weeps.

JD Vance of 2025 vs JD Vance of 2016. make the guy fight his past, more principled self.

Pete Buttigeig vs Ted Cruz because it would be funny seeing Cruz knocked out cold by a gay dude.

Tucker Carlson vs Rachael Maddow to see who really is the sassiest lesbian out there.

Chris Christie vs a diet and exercise regimen.

John Stewart vs Seth Meyers to determine which aging liberal celebrity will get to moralize and browbeat people on their mediocre shows for canned laughter.

Bill Mahar vs his own ego. hard to pick a winner here.


book it Dana!

LOL, great matchups.

Anyway to squeeze in a Musk fight?

 

[kingofthecans]

A card full of sell outs with no morals or souls.

 

[Söze Aldo]

Is the Whitehouse press secretary going to serve as the ring girl? She's right up Conor's alley give or take a few lbs

 

[Blastbeat]

LOL, great matchups.

Anyway to squeeze in a Musk fight?

oh fuck i totally forgot about him!

Musk vs Zuck, because Musk ducked it the last time this fight was offered. loser has to take off their mask to prove they arent actually human.

 

[nonoob]

HW: Jones vs Aspinall​

NEVER happens...Tom is annoying; he's not a ladyboi. Tom doesn't "excite" little Jonny.

Jon allegedly grinded out the reason for his cowardice of Tom.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Jones and Conor vs the Secret Service

Both of them will be searching around the White House to see if Hunter left any nose candy around.